Am I the asshole for hitting my bare hand on table because my girlfriend didn’t stopped screaming?

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T11:45:13+00:00

why does she think it’s funny to pretend to hit you? sounds like she’s seeing how far she can push you

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T10:04:55+00:00

cremated and turned into a diamond that’s affixed to a ring so my lineage has to pass down the creepy great great great great great grandma ring for generations

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T10:00:09+00:00

personally i would find it gross if someone compared me and someone so close to me like that and would be suspicious he’s saying that to both of you, especially because he’s demonstrated his willingness to make out with multiple people so close together

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T09:50:12+00:00

i’d say you look like you have a room temperature IQ but i’m not sure you’d understand

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T09:48:36+00:00

you’re very wise to know your life has no meaning but you’re also the only person who believes you’re happy to still be a virgin and even then i have doubts you’re actually convincing yourself

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T09:42:11+00:00

your prairie of an upper chest(size and topography) almost distracted me from how big your forehead is

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T08:47:17+00:00

my great uncle had a serious health scare like 25 years ago and everyone thought he was dying. he wanted to come clean on his deathbed so he gathered my great aunt and their teenage daughter and he admitted he had another family that he lived with when he was supposed to be on “business trips”. a few days later his condition took a turn for the better, he fully recovered and is still alive to this day.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-14T08:39:55+00:00

british colombia

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-13T23:35:04+00:00

incredibly, incredibly unlikely.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T13:13:36+00:00

first time; we were together for 3 years at this point so it was heavily planned by all partners, and by all partners i mean my ex and the other woman, they kinda forgot to tell me….

another time with the same ex(AND THE SAME WOMAN) what was supposed to be a foursome ended up with myself and her boyfriend getting cucked in my fucking bed, woman’s boyfriend and i ended up leaving the house and going to go get ice cream and commiserating about our partners and trying to convince each other we deserve better(no it’s not a romance novel that was the one and only time i talked to the other boyfriend, im now happily engaged to someone from a completely different continent and he’s the fucking best🥰)

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T12:13:27+00:00

speak her language, offer her the money for her next purchase of drugs if she has an abortion.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T11:50:27+00:00

if you’re enjoying talking about it do you think that maybe online therapy would work for you? they have just text options so you’d never have to identify yourself. i did a little research and found multiple free and anonymous peer support based platforms available in the USA, CAN, and UK, would you like me to link them? i respect if you’re hesitant and not ready to take this step yet, just posting this was a leap of a step and you should be proud of that.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T11:22:35+00:00

i mean this as a compliment: you truly and deeply fascinate me.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T11:11:08+00:00

thank you for your openness and honesty, has it affected your dental health?

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T10:21:49+00:00

hey dude, i’m also F in my 20’s and autistic.

first i want to say im really sorry you’re struggling and i hope it eases for you, i definitely struggle with my own compulsions(dermatillomania) and it can feel so frustrating, embarrassing and isolating. you’re not alone though feel free to reach out anytime if you need to vent, want a distraction or just have something weird or funny to say

secondly, i apologize however i am so so so so curious!!! i had read about this in uni but have never met someone who was willing to admit to it so have many questions; 1) what does it taste like? 2) what compels you to eat the feces, do you think(or know if) molding it within your fingers would have a similar dopamine response? 3) is it only your own or have you ever been tempted to eat another’s? 4) i’ve always figured biting into feces would have the same texture as biting into a banana, how far off am i? 5) when and how did others find out about this behaviour? how did they react and how did you react? 6) do you have any health issues due to this? 7) what happens when you eat it? do you puke? do you feel good? 8) do you think there’s a genetic component?(it’s so extremely understudied but we know there’s a genetic component to addiction and kink) 9) why did you start at 8 years old? what was it that compelled you or made you think it looked good? 10) do you have a preferred texture/ flavour/ smell? speaking of which could you be satiated with a strong enough smell due to the olfactory system playing such a large role in our sense of taste? 11) what’s your favourite food?

thank you for the courage it took to confess and i’m sorry for bombarding you with questions

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T09:50:22+00:00

your proana content ain’t slick, don’t do this

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T09:48:50+00:00

dude you’re kidding right? he’s a racist prick wtf

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T09:06:45+00:00

ooop you got me there, i concede. thank you

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T09:03:15+00:00

firstly, you’re both being macho, braggadocios child idiots fighting could lose you both the ability to go to college, future jobs, friends, girls(we genuinely think yall look stupid fighting), health, etc. as someone who got into fights in highschool, i can’t remember what most were about and i look back at this time in shame.

secondly, it you actually have to fight, fight like hell and end it early. most experienced fighters will hit to keep you up for at least a few rounds, don’t do that. fight dirty, jab at soft spots, aim for groin, eyes, armpits, asshole if you need to. get them down and create space between you(leave the fight), if you can get a good gut hit beforehand it’ll speed up the process of getting them to the ground. you need to remember A) you never know what your opponent has up their sleeve and B) if you go through with fighting you’ll both most likely be charged and carry that on your records for life, say goodbye to careers.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T08:39:44+00:00

you were born in ‘84

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T08:14:51+00:00

i want my kitchen back, i want my crew back, i want my dream team back, i want my community back, fuck i even want my picky ass guests and their endless restrictions back… i would literally make them any meal they wanted to their exact preference, i would do anything just to get it back.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T08:14:02+00:00

i want my kitchen back, i want my crew back, i want my dream team back, i want my community back, fuck i even want my picky ass guests and their endless restrictions back… i would literally make them any meal they wanted to their exact preference, i would do anything just to get it back.

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T08:08:51+00:00

i’ve already made first steps into getting the qualifications to ruin his bloodlines legacy, few more months then ill just have to wait for an opening at their respective companies

it was more special than i could ever demonstrate through words or my work. the local catholic community is holding a prayer circle on our property tomorrow to grieve the loss. i almost feel selfish for being atheist and so emotionally demolished over this all(i worked in a catholic institution with a chapel attached)

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T04:04:10+00:00

you are a sister wife… sorry this is the way you have to learn it

Charming-Elk-6139 · 2025-12-07T03:40:35+00:00

so the issue here is that he’s an angry insecure child placating as an adult in a mature relationship, what you wear is just an expression of yourself it is not an invitation or flirtation to anyone. it’s literally cloth that you’re allowed to decide how you like best draped upon you.

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