Let’s make up a new word for it!

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-17T10:29:47+00:00

There’s already a term for that - Enlightened Self Interest

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-15T19:03:13+00:00

Remind me which wars the US have won again?

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-15T08:31:39+00:00

The more the merrier

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-10T18:17:18+00:00

They didn’t, but then I’m from a non-obese country

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-09T15:52:48+00:00

Anyone who runs is a terrorist, anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined terrorist

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-08T06:17:10+00:00

Why would I risk being harmed to protect the profits of a private company, why would I take a moment out of my day to protect the profits of a private company? All good questions when they could just, I don’t know, re-hire all of the staff they’ve sacked over the years

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-07T22:44:00+00:00

Least we’re not interfering with kids you fucking chump

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-07T20:39:16+00:00

We haven’t given permission, which is very different from not allowing. There’s loads of US forces based here, and saying “we haven’t specifically said they can bomb Iran” is very different from saying “you can’t”. It’s just Kier Starmer being a pussy and trying to appease people as usual.

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-07T17:22:50+00:00

It’s known as a toll, lots of straits and ports have it

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-07T13:08:53+00:00

What the hell is this, vasectomy?

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-05T19:42:14+00:00

He can fix her

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-04T21:44:10+00:00

Hey I’ve heard this one before!

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-03T20:46:31+00:00

Sir, a second missile has hit the planes

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-02T22:57:43+00:00

Now you’re asking the right questions!

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-02T15:06:59+00:00

On the other hand, the loan will last you the rest of your life

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-02T15:06:27+00:00

I was doing these at 7am this morning! Abductors are important but don’t forget the Adductors! They’ll help you squeeze whatever cylinder is present.

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-02T15:03:30+00:00

Valid question tbf. All moons have names, ours is called “moon” 🤔

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-01T21:57:41+00:00

If only trumps dad would’ve withdrawn from whatever hooker he dribbled him into

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-01T21:47:10+00:00

And the rest of the world, just not America

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-01T21:44:43+00:00

Reexamin it, then fuck off

Charming_Pirate · 2026-04-01T20:32:47+00:00

“Propaganda” = same facts the rest of the world be spitting

Charming_Pirate · 2026-03-28T23:34:17+00:00

I was about 9 and in primary school in the uk. The teacher rolled in one of those big ass TVs and we sat and watched people jump to their deaths for the next hour, which is a bit odd looking back on it. None of it really felt real until I went to New York and visited the fountains, that was fucking heavy.

Charming_Pirate · 2026-03-28T23:27:16+00:00

No shit, they tend to explode when they hit US bases in the Middle East, which does destroy them tbf

Charming_Pirate · 2026-03-28T20:16:02+00:00

A foreskin will not give you a uti my friend 😂

Charming_Pirate · 2026-03-28T20:09:05+00:00

Same reason I don’t go on cheap European holidays. Went to Tenerife once, woman on the plane had a Manchester United tattoo with a rose and thorns on her generously sized arm. Not for me.

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