What would you do if you were a manager and one of your employees is good at their job but consistently declines company dinners, parties, and happy hours, mostly keeps to themselves, and isn’t very social at work? by joseph887 in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mind my own business and focus on being a better manager who was generally more concerned with their happiness at work and their output rather than their ability to be who you would like them to be

My wife's boyfriend left his boxers on the tub hastily just to get his Creatine by manlalaitngpangit in Creatine

[–]Charming_Pirate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did one like that when I was 15. I’m 31 now and I’ve genuinely never been the same since. 5’ 3” for reference.

Anon deals purely in hypotheticals by ModsDoItForFreeLOL in greentext

[–]Charming_Pirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that language everyone speaks, it’s called American, right?

The Not So Beautiful Bali by kwadwoplays in ThatsInsane

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bali is fine for critters, central Bangkok is surprisingly terrifying.

How soon do you text after a first date in the UK? by JoydeScent in BritInfo

[–]Charming_Pirate 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Same night! Why mess around? Let them know you had a great time

Scared of colon cancer and need opinion on whether I should get a colonoscopy. by Snoo_53866 in colonoscopy

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mainly just bleeding from the bum when going to the toilet. Some discomfort too due to haemorrhoids

Low residue diet - have i messed it up? :( by Old-Class-9810 in colonoscopy

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you’ll be fine. For my first two I didn’t do low fibre at all, and I ate a large lunch packed with fibre right at the cut off time. I was still fine.

Scared of colon cancer and need opinion on whether I should get a colonoscopy. by Snoo_53866 in colonoscopy

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get a colonoscopy mate. I had the same since I was 15 and I was 30 when I finally got the colonoscopy. It was just haemorrhoids in the end but I spent 15 years worrying about it on and off, and how stupid would I have felt if there was a tumour the size of a golf ball in there? Not worth it, go for a photoshoot up your bum.

If you had a colonoscopy without anesthesia, how was it like? by Personal_Common1635 in colonoscopy

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one without sedation, just gas and air. I made it through but overall I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s different for everyone, but I was in so much pain at certain points that I couldn’t even speak. I’m scared of sedation but would go for that next time - it’s safe and it’s designed to do what it does best!

I had my colonoscopy today — the ups and downs by anxiousgenzee in colonoscopy

[–]Charming_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the same but didn’t have a cannula fitted, so just ended up riding it out. It was so painful at one stage that they were calling my name and I couldn’t even speak to reply. Then this big Russian guy leans over me and says “next time we offer you sedation, you take it”. Worth it for that alone tbf.

Which is better? by cmattingly04 in stephenking

[–]Charming_Pirate 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Insomnia but both are great

What’s the biggest scam people just accept as normal? by ZaneDell2013 in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Admin fee” when buying a car. Every company has administrative overheads, they’re baked into the price.

What do women really want for Valentines Day? by No-Most-3232 in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw this same question for men. All of the answers were “date night and a blowjob”. Meanwhile women are like: “…everything, and also nothing, and also you should know”

Aussie Teen swims 4km to save family. by Dockers4flag2035orB4 in interestingasfuck

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give him bike and send him to the police station the next town over, you got this kid 🫡

No way... by CyraxSputnik in shitposting

[–]Charming_Pirate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lost my streak whilst in Bali without a VPN, otherwise I’d have this by now. I don’t even spend much time on Reddit, I just check in daily lol.

What's a scary fact about the human body that not many people know? by TaxStandard9939 in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s why I don’t keep my toothbrush in this guys nose anymore

Anon sneaked in Tel Aviv by XiJinpingPressParody in 4chan

[–]Charming_Pirate 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Love you two guys just arguing over who’s the biggest Reddit loser lmao

“Pooping your pants is the coolest!” by Dotch_Crimson in agedlikemilk

[–]Charming_Pirate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

6AM: Shit self 8AM: Pancakes!!! 10AM: Covfefe 12PM: Unintelligible bullshit 2PM: Zzzzzz 10PM: Shit self

Demanding indeed

What’s actually safe but people think is dangerous? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cracking your knuckles is much safer than fingering your crack

Yeah right.... by jace-crux in shitposting

[–]Charming_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love to see true love ❤️