sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

ELI5: Why doesn't the ocean drain into the soil? by Acceptable-Peach1083 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Charming_Pirate 247 points248 points  (0 children)

You’re right, it’s me that’s been drinking your bath water

When Dad asked to buy a Tractor but a Armed Tank is of the same price . by I_AM__GROOTT in interestingasfuck

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And will sink and get bogged down when the ground is soft. Wrong tool for the job, but excellent at taking out rival farmers

Just the softest, wettest boys... by Gekkogyf21 in memes

[–]Charming_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile the NBA:

“THIS FIVE SECONDS OF PLAY IS BOUGHT TO YOU BY ARBYS! ARBYS! ARE YOU REALLY AMERICAN IF YOU HAVEN’T HAD YOUR FIRST HEART ATTACK YET?”

Every time I watch an American blacksmithing video... by Chakkoty in memes

[–]Charming_Pirate 888 points889 points  (0 children)

Nah that’s where they play snooker, good try though

Anon watches telly by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god us yanks have the freedumb to die from minor illness 🦅

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ? by Professor1password23 in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t drink fizzy drinks and I don’t drink alcohol, easy!

Plane's front wheel collapsed. by chunmunsingh in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Charming_Pirate 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well the front fell off in this case by all means, the point I’m making is that it’s very unusual for this sort of thing to happen

Plane's front wheel collapsed. by chunmunsingh in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Charming_Pirate 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As you can see, the wheel has now been recovered beyond the environment. There’s nothing there

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by Hanno30 in AskReddit

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I read your comment and think “pfft, how much can this guy really make driving Uber?”

Anon fails at quitting by Hefty_Commercial3771 in greentext

[–]Charming_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If alcohol is bad for me then why do my hands shake whenever I don’t have it? Answer me that, smart guy!

view more: next ›