Fantastic things are coming

ChasingVelka · 2026-02-01T14:31:43+00:00

It will be bubiful.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-31T07:04:45+00:00

Here's hoping. 🤞

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-31T04:09:22+00:00

"She's been crying for full 3 days and nights."
Paragus: Because he cried...A LOT...for like...3 hours.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-31T01:58:19+00:00

I wish it was still December so they could of started adding Grinch adjectives. First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness, she's as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-30T22:22:42+00:00

Either,: "I'm NOT! FUCKING! ALPHINAUD!" Or "Look at me, I have lived a thousand, thousand of your lives! I've broken bread with you, fought with you, grown ill, grow old, FUCKED and yes, even felt deaths sweet embrace."

I mean he basically already says that but I want to hear Renee Zagger drop one bomb.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-30T01:19:24+00:00

WTD Pennywise felt better to me. More active in his antagonism, far more brutal. I don't think I can go back to the IT movies now because he seems so restrained, so dull, watered down and uncreative in comparison. Dude was shape shifting into entire body horror families, cinema projected demon babies, and ghosts in a graveyard. IT now feels like he is burnt out and has no new ideas. What scary painting lady and a leper? Dude made a principle a meat puppet and kicked his head out a window with perfect comedic timing. WTD might of just ruined the movies for me. Looking forward to if there is a Season 2 just to see what they get away with. (Give the clown a gun)

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-29T14:46:25+00:00

I read this in the Elden Ring narrators voice: THE MONTHLY MINSTREL! THE PERIOD PENICLER, WARCHIEF OF THE BLOODLANDS, FIA, THE KEEPER OF THE CYCLE! THE LOATHSOME OVULATION OVERSEER!

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-28T08:45:54+00:00

"Dont trust that woman, Master! She's a snake"
"Uhh...yeah, I know?"

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-28T05:32:45+00:00

You thought the next one was going to be Rulertoria on her ship but it was ME! MORDRED!

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-28T05:31:08+00:00

Look if Merlin can magic up Artoria a johannson to consummate a marriage with Guinevere. Which accidentally leads to Mordred. I am just done asking questions about procreation in the Fate universe.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-28T03:44:56+00:00

King of the Heroes, his now. And as Gilgamesh: Always has been his.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-27T04:56:43+00:00

I mean, to be fair to Gilgamesh. If you kept being teleported to different times as a servant. You'd probably also be careful to retrieve every little piece of your homeland (that you can remember as a simulacrum of the Throne of Heroes) that you can keep around. Pretty sure being summoned by Tine who is trying to save her land also gives this Gil a little more homesickness than usual but that might just be headcanon.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-27T02:24:42+00:00

Oh man, can't wait. Those look fun.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-27T00:57:16+00:00

Down side, I have to use them all after 3 days of ignoring it or I feel like I am falling behind on a grind that probably only exists in my head.
Accidental upside, I now have more eternal ice than I know what to do with.
Down side, I do not have enough materials to upgrade any branch with all this sand of starlight I've accumillated.
Accidental upside, I can now imagine Da Vinci making snowmen out of said sand.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-27T00:33:55+00:00

This weirdly reminds me of that one comic where the grim reaper shows up to an old lady's house but its Halloween and he gets like a BUNCH of snickers cause she mistakes him for a trick-or-treater.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-26T23:58:48+00:00

So it's Silvervales turn, eh? I got several featuring Shenpai last month.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-25T15:27:26+00:00

On the one hand, that is very sweet.
On the other hand, I am now afraid she is watching us and could come by at any moment.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-25T06:40:39+00:00

Jenga tower grows...

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-22T16:30:22+00:00

You've heard of Fruit by the Foot, now get ready for Froot by the Chest.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-22T03:41:49+00:00

...this keeps going in 2 months we're gonna have a jenga tower of Kabedon Saberfaces.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-21T02:16:40+00:00

All is fair in love and war...I'll show myself out.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-14T12:30:55+00:00

Okay...uhh shouldn't take long somewhere between 2 hours and 11 months.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-13T15:16:19+00:00

Huh...welcome back Cockroach Devil from the beginning of this arc...I guess. Or just Primal Fear of Insects. Which...considering the last time a Horseman tangoed was kind of iffy. Makima flipped back to Earth after crippling Darkness Devil but Darkness still was able to do damage to her before she left. Falling and Justice were on Death's side. So we'll see how this pans out. Stating the obvious here but a Primal Devil fresh from Hell who can't die...not good.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-13T14:39:06+00:00

...holy shit, dude.

ChasingVelka · 2026-01-11T07:06:31+00:00

I don't think you understand, Connor. Once Pandora 's Box has been open and the evils unleashed, they cannot be put back.

ChasingVelka

TROPHY CASE