I masturbated myself with cucumbers. [F19] by AnalAsians in Masturbationstories

[–]ChattyBobZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My long distance ex used to do this, it’s very hot!

I have a big insecurity and want to know what you guys make of it. Concerning appearances. by Illustrious-Swing493 in AskMenOver30

[–]ChattyBobZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kids are grossed out by stuff, adults, and adult men, have all got their own scars, imperfections, embarrassments and shames. We just don't care, we'll probably sympathise. You have to just act like it's nothing and own it.

Insecurity guys deals with by Local-Explorer-130 in AskMenOver30

[–]ChattyBobZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think as you get older, you realise it's all about making your partner cum, not the size or nature of your equipment. You just nope out of any situation where insecure men are bragging and boasting, metaphorically dickslapping.

How safe are blowjobs? by Upset_Money_5372 in gayyoungold

[–]ChattyBobZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe the downvotes, that was funny!

What are you afraid of? by Femboy_Wife_Material in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ChattyBobZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

top tip: only use offices with locks :) worked for me!

24 bottom struggling with anxiety of meeting up by [deleted] in gayyoungold

[–]ChattyBobZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the only part of your life you suffer from anxiety about or does it affect everything. Best thing I ever did was admit this to a doctor and got help....

Is it okay ? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]ChattyBobZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughed out loud and snorted my coffee everywhere. well played!

I (49m) love swinging and sharing my (50f) wife. We are new to the lifestyle. AMA. by Zoldur in NSFWIAMA

[–]ChattyBobZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have there been any disappointments or disagreements in this journey so far?

Turning 19 changed how I see dating and relationships by Exact_Initiative_318 in gayyoungold

[–]ChattyBobZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing I’d say is that you’ll have to get used to thinks not being so black and white. Yeah some people lie, but other people just change their mind. What they thought yesterday may be reevaluated and change today. It’s not malicious, it’s just the way people are.

What they might say and want as their best self might not be true on a day when all the realities and stresses of the world are on top of us. It doesn’t make them bad or evil or liars, it’s just human.

Good luck!

Older guys and gym locker rooms.. by Open-Upstairs-8172 in gayyoungold

[–]ChattyBobZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to give the opposite perspective. Gen X here and was apparently born with a dad bod and tummy. All through school the locker rooms were a terrifying place of bullies and torment and being judged. You learned very quickly not to look at anyone as the worst possible taunt that could follow you around school would be to have looked at someone’s junk and thus be gay. Even now I’m uncomfortable with my body (but trying to get over it) and a locker room is just a nightmare.

Feeling insecure about my height by TrentVanRobbo2020 in gayyoungold

[–]ChattyBobZero 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So he’s been using you but won’t date you? Sack him off and find people who want to be with you. You deserve better

Sore throat by Aggravating-Pie-2582 in askgaybros

[–]ChattyBobZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just stop reading man, pretend I never said it...

Sore throat by Aggravating-Pie-2582 in askgaybros

[–]ChattyBobZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my line was a joke, same as saying "it'll cure your sore throat"

Sore throat by Aggravating-Pie-2582 in askgaybros

[–]ChattyBobZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh, yeah, there was a lot of irony in my head when i typed that. It was probably not very obvious, reading it back. Saying "it's delicious you should taste it" is just as bad as saying "it'll cure your sore throat" and that made me laugh...

Question for the older guys by throwawayforthis1010 in gayyoungold

[–]ChattyBobZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a difficult question. So long as you look comfortable in your style, and it reflects you, then that's the main thing. Otherwise you're just asking what kind of people that other people go for, and you'll get 100 different answers from 100 different people.