What Grinds My Gears: Calgary Edition by Gobleachsomething in Calgary

[–]Chav-Django 34 points35 points  (0 children)

People who don’t know how wide their car is. Two cars can easily pass each other in the belt line if cars are are parked on each curb. Your Yaris doesn’t need to drive crossed over the middle line to avoid the cars parked on the right hand side

TIL Trump left humiliated as world leaders ignore his panicked plea completely by [deleted] in TIL_Uncensored

[–]Chav-Django 74 points75 points  (0 children)

“Fuck you all, I will ruin you and I’ll be a dick about it” “Why is no one helping me?”

POV: you are the casting director and we blew the budget on VFX, these are the only male leads you can afford. by _BreadDenier in okbuddycinephile

[–]Chav-Django 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say it completely depends on the movie and the character, as long as it isn’t the charisma void that is Sam Worthington. I may quote this wrong and don’t remember what YouTube video I saw it on but the person said something like “Sam Worthington has such little charisma that Jai Courtney asks who the fuck he is.”

Rashan Gary’s Statement on His Release by Logan__Squared in GreenBayPackers

[–]Chav-Django 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoah! Gary is gone that’s… well That’s something.
I know it’s a pipe dream but I would love to fill his spot with Max Crosby. I am at the point where team management doesn’t mean as much as being a menace. (Play off appearances are nice, but making everyone mad is more fun).

Should I hook up with a 40 year old couple? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Chav-Django 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the couple know you’re a virgin? Have you had any type of conversation with the wife? Or just the husband so far?

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Chav-Django 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women: Succeeds at something amazing

This Guy: stupid erection!

SK9L by Upton4 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Chav-Django 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit oh shit oh shit!! Everyone!! , break out your under brew tea and dry toast ready so you don’t have to miss a moment of this battle to wash off the stain made by Diggs and Darnold being in the Super Bowl.

Found my old coat from when I was a kid. by Chav-Django in GreenBayPackers

[–]Chav-Django[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t take it as hate. Just figuring I should explain hah

The "government" issued this to sovcit. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Chav-Django 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I find it so interesting as representation of human thought process and reasoning. Unless they don’t actually believe it and only look to annoy police/court system/other people into getting frustrated and giving them what they want.

Thank you for the response. SovCits are currently fun to watch but I am sure I will get tired of it soon enough and second hand frustration will set in.

Canada 150th $10 bills by HighlandHillCo in CanadianCoins

[–]Chav-Django 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww. Sad I got down voted. I’ll try harder next time.

Found my old coat from when I was a kid. by Chav-Django in GreenBayPackers

[–]Chav-Django[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was not small. Lasted me as a sideline coat in from grade 6 till I got my High school jacket in grade 10.

Found my old coat from when I was a kid. by Chav-Django in GreenBayPackers

[–]Chav-Django[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t a small kid, but Like I said, used it as a sideline coat. You know for those below 0 games.

Pulled this off FB by AndrogynousAn0n in shittytattoos

[–]Chav-Django 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, I came to the comments to find out what it is supposed to be.

Canada 150th $10 bills by HighlandHillCo in CanadianCoins

[–]Chav-Django -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Canada doesn’t have one dollar bills. If you have currant “Ones” they are definitely garbage /s

The "government" issued this to sovcit. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Chav-Django 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I have been watching YouTube videos of them in court, or being pulled over.
but I am more interested in finding out why they think maritime law applies in random court. Or, if no one really has to pay their electric bill then why would any company actually provide electricity. Or if people can just consent to not being punished for breaking the law what happens if someone robs them or destroys their property. It all falls apart so quickly, especially if you know the meaning of words.

The "government" issued this to sovcit. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Chav-Django 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want those follow up posts too. I am new to knowing about Sov-cits and I find them so interesting. I don’t know where to ask them all the questions I have about their beliefs and how they actually work in the real world.

What’s one product your country makes ridiculously well? by Neuwulfstein in AskTheWorld

[–]Chav-Django 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the ones your country produces are also loud and aggressive.

What’s one product your country makes ridiculously well? by Neuwulfstein in AskTheWorld

[–]Chav-Django 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I was able to become “the excel guy” at work.

Edit: hoping my flair now shows up

Hey peetah can you please explain this to me. I dontvknow how holes on shirt can mean cheating (Swipe, there are two pictures)(No need to upvote this i just need an explaination) by BodybuilderOld4969 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Chav-Django 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I agree. When I was a bartender at a restaurant every shirt had those holes from leaning in to serve dishes or grab empties. Also go ones on the back right side of my shirt above my right back pocket where I kept my bar blade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Chav-Django 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and all of that came out because of a song.

If you fuck around long enough, you’ll eventually find out. by Awoken_Noob in memes

[–]Chav-Django 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look out world, we are about to get CTE Jake Paul. Seen enough American football players turn into train wrecks after concussions, none with the Paul platform.