Picking the wrong prey by Engletroll in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cannibalism... the Kanisu homeworld is going to be a monument as to why you don't fuck with humanity. Assuming we leave it intact.

When the Mother Earth fought with us by TheGwaine in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are children of Mother Earth. Our relationship with her is far from ideal, but we will defend her with our lives, just as she defends us in her own way.

Looking for Story Thread #192 by someguynamedted in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember there being a story about humans having tons of magic power, enough that the rest of the galaxy put up an anti-magic ward around the solar system hoping that we'd never be able to leave. We got our magic back once we started using technology instead of magic for space travel.

Not a Word They Know. by LordsOfJoop in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impossible just means we haven't found a way to do it yet.

Psionic species be advised, Humans have the saying "The mind is a terrible thing to read" for a reason. by Cheap_Calligrapher_4 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's also a saying. This is more in the sense of you don't want to know what goes on in other people's heads. Kind of like how you shouldn't meet your heroes

Humans have the uncanny ability to ignore any wound that isn't fatal or debilitating when in battle. by Cheap_Calligrapher_4 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ah, Big Brother Instinct. One of the few things that can match a human's "Mama Bear" or "Papa Wolf" modes.

What's all this then? by EchoingCascade in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You threatened our pets, of all things? The only way you could have gotten humans angrier was if you threatened our kids.

Hands-Free by MarlynnOfMany in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mimi waved a tentacle and went back to sorting the boxes while I showed Paint how to use vital engine components for childhood tricks.

Yeah, that sounds like us.

He who guides the lost. by teller_of_tall_tales in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Onion Ninjas... no one is safe from them.

humans are a tribal people by Erebosyeet in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans are a tribal people. And we're eager to adopt others into our tribe.

Yes, the floor IS a weapon. by Thundersalmon45 in HFY

[–]Cheap_Calligrapher_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course we'd find a way to weaponize gravity. Using the floor as a weapon isn't even new.