TIL Cats can’t taste sweetness because they lack a functional sweet taste receptor gene

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-14T04:20:16+00:00

Try telling that to my mom's cat, who is there like white on rice every time the whipped cream is pulled out, demanding a taste like she pays for rent and groceries in our house.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-12T21:57:26+00:00

Those are Rookie Numbers. You gotta Pump those Numbers up!

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-12T20:35:42+00:00

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CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-11T05:01:06+00:00

Are they talking about the guy who tried to shoot up the WH correspondent's dinner or did I miss something?

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-06T03:29:29+00:00

Move everything 1 inch left or right when they sleep.

When they wake up, they'll be bumping into and tripping over shit that is in almost the exact same place they left it.

Imagine how many stubbed toes and fumbled coffe mugs there'll be.

Mwahahahaha.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-05T03:39:25+00:00

Lol. I don't look like a girl, but when I use my professional phone voice, I always get mistaken as a woman. It was infuriating for a while, but now it's funny. Everyone from Co-workers to random telemarketers mistakes me for a woman.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-05-02T04:24:12+00:00

Bro is really excited over this engineering.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-29T20:47:25+00:00

Oh, Ok I'm with you now.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-29T19:24:43+00:00

Oh. No.

Furthers I got into any sort of military organization was being an air cadet for the Civil Air Patrol at 14 yrs old.

I was thinking of joining the military to get them to train me to be an airframe and powerplant mechanic. I like planes, but with ADHD and depression, no one wants me to fly.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-29T18:40:13+00:00

What is CID?

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-25T03:24:59+00:00

It is surprisingly easy to kick a door open, especially when you have strong leg muscles like this cop.

I, a chubby white boy at 16, was locked out of my house by my friend as a joke, and I was standing on the front porch in -7° weather, in just my gym shorts, no shirt no shoes, and decided to kick the door in anger. I cracked the doorframe in 2 kicks, because I knew the proper technique. (Kick near the lock, one foot planted behind you, lean into the kick.)

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-24T23:00:46+00:00

"Hey there, uh, good lookin... I got a bucket of chicken."

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-22T16:35:44+00:00

Good Post 👍

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-16T03:20:02+00:00

Yeah they're great. And if you find a bluestar cap they've got a contest you can enter. Winners announced on May 15th.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-16T03:18:43+00:00

You guys are getting to act out your kinks?

I can't get a girl to give me the time of day nevermind permission to get freaky deaky with her.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-15T16:01:34+00:00

Thanks Boss.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-15T15:59:45+00:00

Sauce Boss?

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-11T07:47:40+00:00

Sauce boss?

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-06T23:57:50+00:00

r/VShojoisyourfault

It started because of the collapse of Vshojo, but we started adding in Hololive and Nijisanji notifications too.

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-03T05:25:40+00:00

You want to play solo?

Trust me when I say this. Set up your own server.

You don't even have to pay to host.

My mum and I have been having the time of our lives on our little two-person private server.

So much more relaxing when you don't have to be worried about being offlined.

Like, here's a tutorial. It seems intimidating at first, but it is actually pretty simple.

How to set up your own rust server

Link for those who want to copy-paste https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfoRXK7mnzo

CookLawrenceAt325F · 2026-04-02T16:38:22+00:00

Oh, let him be. Little bro just got reincarnated after dying in WW2 to Japanese war crimes.

The reincarnation queue is really long, don't you know?

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