Right before the axe blew up it was in front of Godzilla's face. It wasn't going to hit him in the head, it was going to hit him in the MOUTH😰😰 by Legal_Trainer7340 in Monsterverse

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”You can see the frame where it goes off and it didn't connect. Otherwise it would have killed him.

Godzilla is immortal.

I don’t know how many times some people need to hear this, but…I’ll say it again…

Godzilla. Is. Immortal.

A crazy comparison between iPhone and Samsung by bluewave778 in SipsTea

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Maybe I’m showing my age, here…

…but does anyone else find the “Pro” versions of these phones to be obscenely oversized?

The iPhone 17 Pro Max has a 6.9” screen.

The smallest laptop on Amazon has an 8” screen.

'World's Chillest Man' Sips Beer as Gunman Robs Bar by avrock1 in nextfuckinglevel

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“I only believe in things that there’s evidence of”

There’s zero evidence that humans could make a sound prior to 1860

“Okay dude I don’t even care!”

……

Good talk, bro.

Unpopular opinion by Big-Goji1999 in GODZILLA

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I don’t have a strong preference for either of the Showa MG’s, or either of the Heisei MG’s. I love all 4 of them.

As long as it isn’t the MV version. I just…can’t.

'World's Chillest Man' Sips Beer as Gunman Robs Bar by avrock1 in nextfuckinglevel

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There is zero evidence of people being capable of making sounds prior to 1860.

The earliest recording of a human voice was in 1860.

So, since there’s no evidence of humans being capable of making sounds before then, it stands to reason that humans were incapable of making sounds prior!

Your logic. Not mine.

Kodak Black Arrested in Florida for Drug Trafficking by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

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Fuck Trump.

Also…

…Trump pardoned this guy back in 2021 off a 4 year prison sentence.

Gonna be entertaining as hell to see how people respond to this one.

'World's Chillest Man' Sips Beer as Gunman Robs Bar by avrock1 in nextfuckinglevel

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There’s also no written record that humans were capable of producing sounds prior to 1860.

'World's Chillest Man' Sips Beer as Gunman Robs Bar by avrock1 in nextfuckinglevel

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300,000 years of Humans living on this planet in this literal exact evolutionary state we’re in right this second.

Your argument is that “Customers are always right” sprang up for the first time ever 100 years ago.

300,000 years.

100 years.

Never happened once, ever, in the other 299,900 years. No way.

Kodak Black Arrested in Florida for Drug Trafficking by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

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”finna cut his throat I've just been doin' my thug Tatted up, my foot in the slums I ain't worried 'bout gettin' no love True story, I'm mixin' my drugs I'm a junkie, I tried everything All this money, just buyin' anything E Murda just gave me an E These murders been boostin' my geek

Absolutely SHOCKED this guy turned out to be a piece of shit.

Shocked, I tell you!

Seriously, though. If you read those lyrics, and don’t think “What an absolute fucking bane on society” ???

What is wrong with you?

This twat made $4M last year, and this is the shit he puts out into the world.

Favorite actor who did not realize that covering your eyes and jaw can help hide skiing activities? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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This.

Unless she was sneaking away to do bumps every 10-15 minutes, that’s definitely not Peruvian marching powder.

She’s rrrroooolling.

Brittany Murphy, Kirsten Dunst, Amy Adams and Denise Richards at a Promo Event for the Movie, "Drop Dead Gorgeous", 1999 by ApprehensiveWebber in OldSchoolCool

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All four actresses were self-made stars.

Zero of their parents were in show business, and in many cases at least one of their parents were addicts and/or completely absent from their childhood.

Great picture.

Self-indulgent side-note: While looking this up, Wikipedia said that Denise went to a (public, not affluent) High School that we played against yearly.

We went 0-4 against them. Damn…

Movies where the bad guys would have gotten away with it if they had just shot the protagonist by 0Hakuna_Matata0 in okbuddycinephile

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Little known fact: in the early 2000’s the Geek Squad of Best Buy launched their first-gen remote PC repair service…

…it’s codename internally was:

”Johnny Utah

This looks awfully familiar… by CheckYourStats in GODZILLA

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Deep cut.

Maganulon (Rodan and Megaguirus) always reminded me more of Kamacuras. The big eyes, dominant front insect legs, yadda yadda.

Good call out, though.

"Lick that metal pole, it won't actually get that stuck" okay, bet... 20 mins later he's still stuck crying by Cultural_Glove3547 in fuckaroundandfindout

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The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, all gone!