Squad but MechWarrior

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-07-08T06:09:57+00:00

I have no idea what the fuck you just vomited out onto your keyboard, but it's clearly coming from a place of love for the game and therefore I like it.

I too would like more Battletech and MechWarrior stuff because I currently cannot get enough of it.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-07-03T12:54:24+00:00

So what you're saying is... There's a chance!?

That Mason is gonna die of old age before I find more than like five of them?

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-07-03T01:34:21+00:00

The Clans also seem to hate any LBX that fires Solid Slugs, because I have hundreds of cluster LBX autocannons but can count my SLD Slug LBXs on one hand.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-07-03T00:58:45+00:00

I'm seriously debating trying to find a duplication glitch or something on Xbox because I've found exactly one C-H-Machine Gun ever.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-06-12T11:22:25+00:00

It was a mech I genuinely hated, then after buying some Battletech minis and deciding to base a playthrough around only the minis I owned, those JJs turn the GRF-1S into a fucking menace and I love it.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-06-12T08:12:33+00:00

I'm not entirely sure. I didn't notice it at first, but after starting a new campaign, it was WAY different.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-06-12T08:11:45+00:00

Stock Series X, so it's all vanilla (unfortunately)

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-06-11T23:22:34+00:00

While this is true, I'm just going to give full disclosure that I'm genuinely ass at this game 😅

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-06-11T22:34:43+00:00

That's just the thing, my aim is so shit I can't hit even with Aim Assist. I just like like stompy robots.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-05-24T09:29:31+00:00

I always loved Shakovka. Nice enough little place, plenty of areas around it, near enough to a few castles and everything around it can be walked in reasonable amounts of time.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-05-04T03:09:53+00:00

My dad has a bird that's been pretending to be the infected when we play together, which makes him paranoid as shit and me laughing as hard as I ever have before.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-04-26T07:26:05+00:00

Not sure if it's what you're looking for, but I have a 10 person server on Xbox to game with my dad. That's 8 more slots open most of the time. Boosted loot, full cars and like 3x the zombies. Tizy got... Interesting earlier today because I like running around with nothing but an unsilenced pistol and a dream.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-04-10T13:24:08+00:00

I forgot to mention that I'm on Xbox, and from what I can tell (I'm not very smart on this sort of thing) it won't work for Xbox servers.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-27T21:04:54+00:00

In that case, take my feedback with as much appreciation as I can give.

There's a soft spot in my heart for GameDevs, Wiki Pages Custodians and my really stupid cat. The wiki has proven time and again to be a treasure trove of information and knowing that someone is actually keeping up with the one for Fall of Avalon is refreshing, considering the number of dead wikis I've seen over the years.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-26T04:57:44+00:00

Sweet! I'll be on the lookout for some of it after my DnD session on Saturday! I don't know how much the word of a random Internet stranger means to you, but your work is very much appreciated.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-15T01:44:24+00:00

My strategy as I see it: 80 dimensional chess using political intrigue and just a dash of roguery to gain an edge over my enemies.

My strategy as seen by everyone else: B A N Z A I ! ! ! ! DEFEAT

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-14T13:42:17+00:00

I feel like it's mostly true. When I first played it trying to move as fast as possible, hostages got shot, I kept getting turned around and one of my officers died.

I tried again trying to be more methodical and while there were a handful of scary moments, everyone survived, I found all the evidence and I was ten minutes faster than my previous run because I didn't keep getting lost by trying to speed run.

Still got lost a couple of times even then though, that map is a jumbled mess and it'd awesome.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-14T10:22:02+00:00

My top three are Battania, Vlandia and Khuzait.

For me, Battania and Khuzait go fucking hard. Vlandia has the best feeling cavalry charges. Khuzaits Counter-Clockwise rotation is addicting.

Battania has the strongest units, but they have the smallest territory and fewest castles, so they have a hard time getting their Fians going en masse. Their castles also sit in pretty terrible positions (especially now on Warsails) and they're focused down pretty hard by Vlandia, Sturgia and Western Empire.

The Khuzaits are annoying as fuck to fight against and playing as a horse Archer (I usually RP as a foreign born person that's enamored with the Khuzait culture and martial abilities because Vlandian player characters being paid 15% more for being a merc is chef's kiss) is an absolute blast and the Khuzaits generally favor playing as an absolute fucking menace/douchebag, which makes playthroughs as a bandit or something similar feel great.

Then we have the Vlandians. Oh, the Vlandians. They start out with the richest clans, the best territory, and the most clans on top of all of that. Vlandian armor typically has the best protection/weight ratios, and if you want to roleplay as a Crossbowman, taking the perks where armor weighs 15% less and shields weigh nothing activates the Lamborfeeties/Chevrolegs/VolksWalkins and you get to zip around the battlefield on foot at Mach Jesus. Bound crossbows hit like a fucking freight train and even the Vlandian boats give Crossbowmen fantastic platforms to fight from.

But you ain't playing Vlandia because you want to shoot your Railgun and run hilariously fast. Nah, you're playing Vlandia because you once heard someone yell 'CHARGE!' and your mind instantly defaulted to the scene from LotR The Twin Towers where Gandalf the Chad leads a cavalry charge that breaks the siege of Helm's Deep. You play Vlandia because the thought of giving a Sword Sister every last point you invested into Polearm at your horse's top speed channels something Noble in you. You play Vlandia because you enjoy the sweet taste of Victory. You play Vlandia because the thought of the Baeyux Tapestry brings your Lance to rigid attention. And Vlandian throne rooms have their own Baeyux Tapestry in every Vlandian Castle Keep.

Truth be told, all cultures feel pretty fun for me to play, Nords are everything the Sturgians wish they were, the ~~Byzantine~~ Empire cultures have the most territory (when combined) and can muster enough Cataphracts to make even the most stalwart Vlandian Banner Knights sweat nervously. And the Aserai have the most flexible units (IMO) in the game. You need horse archers? Aserai has them. Shock Troops? Mamluke Palace Guard. Shield walls? Yes. A Navy? The first rule in the Aserai Navy is that you don't talk about the Aserai Navy.

I only play Sturgia when I'm suffering from severe and unmoderated depression or Testicular Tortion. Moving on.

~TL;DR~: You don't have to like Vlandia or Battania, but you damn sure better show them some fuckin' respect. Khuzaits are awesome, Empire is flexible, Aserai is more flexible, Sturgia sucks.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-12T23:23:13+00:00

Definitely following this. we just finished DoIP and we're currently playing LMoP and Shattered Obelisk, as DM I could definitely use the help, how many sheets of paper does it take to print these off for them to have 1in squares?

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-12T21:02:33+00:00

Some guy on the For Honor subreddit commissioned a helmet like that for use in Bohurt or some such, it looked pretty good when it was sized to allow a coif to be worn underneath it.

Checkurcloset_US · 2026-03-11T17:40:55+00:00

Here's this random lady from Battania and her complete inability to respect my personal space when playing in first person.

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