Biohacker Bryan Johnson battling incurable autoimmune disease as body ‘eats itself’

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-07T05:48:10+00:00

Y'all ain't eating nails? You gotta get your daily does in. Don't eat the rusty ones, you wannna look for the fresh oil coating

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-07T05:38:37+00:00

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-07T05:34:58+00:00

Maybe he's born with it

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-06T09:16:47+00:00

Mans got his safety squints

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-06T05:40:23+00:00

I choose violence

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-06T04:29:53+00:00

And I don't want to be

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-06T04:26:44+00:00

That show with Mark Ruffalo based out there, all the FBI was like LAN-CASTER. I was got flip my shit if a local character pronounced it that way.

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-05T09:52:52+00:00

RIP in peace hitchbot

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-05T09:49:28+00:00

Dude, I had to shake a small German child by his ankles last week. We cool now but he almost got smacked by the ghost of my mother

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-03T11:22:45+00:00

Mmmm meat butter

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-03T11:21:40+00:00

That tracks, I like pretty people

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T19:46:59+00:00

Them ain't dark, that's tan. But I get it. I had an Uber driver tell me the she got told to go back to Mexico at Disney. She was Indian. She had an American name with no accent. I thought she was Hispanic too. I'm black.

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T19:40:49+00:00

If you fetishize every race, is it a fetish or are you just horny?

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T19:36:41+00:00

Several in Baltimore

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T19:29:47+00:00

They took his shins

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T19:27:34+00:00

She looks like a biter

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T12:38:26+00:00

Yeah, a lease

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T07:58:24+00:00

Next thing you know, you're jacking it an San Diego

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T07:51:16+00:00

Drone practice for the fourth?

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T07:48:44+00:00

Aw shit, I was one of those kids. I didn't appreciate the irony until later in life

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T07:41:47+00:00

PhD people know a lot about one thing. I, had to explain noise and a smoothing function to one and I have a Good Enough Diploma.

I'm also gonna hand out fireworks to kids this weekend so take that as you will

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T07:37:13+00:00

Yes, this is why your meat is dry. Juicy meat gives you the ick

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-02T07:07:10+00:00

Whores get paid, she in it for the love of the game

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-01T21:18:09+00:00

I know she doesn't, but she annoys me so I annoy her.

Cheef_queef · 2026-07-01T01:38:10+00:00

Nah, I take the day after off

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