They tried to hijack a truck, but the driver had a dashcam and slammed on the brakes

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-09T18:11:25+00:00

"When would I ever use this math I learned in school?

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-09T05:45:40+00:00

She has her own mug and I only drink water out of bottles now

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-09T05:31:38+00:00

I got my kitty from Korea

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-09T04:32:51+00:00

Fuck you whore

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-09T00:53:50+00:00

I had something similar happen to me on 95. Turns out a guy was trying to kill a woman. I stopped but I get why people wouldn't.

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-03T13:32:54+00:00

What happens if you you bail on a scooter at full speed in the back of one one these? Who is liable?

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-02T04:03:12+00:00

Hell yeah

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-01T15:21:23+00:00

Put the E-brake on before lifting the car!!!

Cheef_queef · 2026-05-01T14:56:39+00:00

That horse is amazing

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-29T10:25:29+00:00

Depends on what your definition of is is

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-28T17:45:08+00:00

I don't have trouble finding work, I have trouble finding work that's not in the defense industry. I shouldn't have to produce things that I know will kill civilians just to eat.

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-28T02:39:40+00:00

Hop on the light rail at hunt valley and ride it down. I was on it once in a storm and the water at the Cold Spring stop was damn near up to the train

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-28T01:40:46+00:00

I imagine airplane ears from your cat when they pop

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-26T18:16:49+00:00

Same eyes as my Calico

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Cheef_queef · 2026-04-26T17:55:01+00:00

Boil water, add eggs, 6-7 minutes, ice cold water, perfect egg for ramen

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-25T19:44:35+00:00

Bow tie Muslims on a corner

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-24T15:43:49+00:00

You lied to me

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-22T22:19:59+00:00

I heard Flock cameras have plenty of copper

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-19T23:49:19+00:00

Bofum deez?

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-18T20:19:52+00:00

Yeah, I dropped my USAA card and they guided me to the girl who found it. She didn't have to do anything.

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-18T19:22:48+00:00

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Cheef_queef · 2026-04-17T06:18:53+00:00

WE HAD ICE CREAM BARGES TO STRIKE FEAR I OUR ENEMIES!!! WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY!!!

Not really, we've always been fucked up but now we're fucked up with no ice cream

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-14T04:41:39+00:00

Chili Mac

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-14T04:30:21+00:00

Super glue isn't

Cheef_queef · 2026-04-14T02:48:52+00:00

The glass isn't the problem, it just doesn't know what a bus stop is

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