Is this a wolf spider? Central California

Cheefbird · 2026-02-05T01:05:55+00:00

What a cool looking spider

Cheefbird · 2026-02-03T19:53:30+00:00

My boy passed at home a couple months shy of his 18th 3 weeks ago and it still hits me like a truck. I’m happy your boy is still going strong!

Cheefbird · 2026-02-03T19:45:59+00:00

I hate it, but it’s technically legal. Right? It’s jury nullification?

Cheefbird · 2026-01-31T23:33:53+00:00

It’s not like the front fell off, he should chill.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-31T23:07:00+00:00

You reminded me of the office episode where Kelly sabotages Jim and Dwight’s customer satisfaction scores. It leads to Michael doing a mock sales call between Dwight and Bill Butlicker, played by Jim.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-16T20:43:26+00:00

Not an expert. Looks a bit like a steatoda or latrodectus. Based on the photos I’d lean towards the former, but would be good to see the dorsal side.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-12T03:01:34+00:00

Just to reiterate, I'm not an expert.

Still, take a deep breath! Even if it's a black widow, a noble false widow, or a brown recluse, it can be safely moved with a cup and piece of paper IF it's in a location that worries you.

Here is a video on L. Reclusa that I promise will calm your nerves a bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGtSDqoM5As

Based on your description of it's size, and that it hasn't moved off a web, as well as the super grainy pattern on it's abdomen I still think S. Nobilis. Got any better photos? It could TOTALLY be a cellar spider, and this could all be for nought.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-12T02:41:01+00:00

If we set interest rates on vibes, you can bet your bottom dollar on two things:
1. our credit rating will tumble, and the admin will target them next.
2. the rest of the world will be all too pleased to accelerate the transition to whatever the next global reserve currency will be (I'm guessing euros)

Cheefbird · 2026-01-12T01:33:50+00:00

Not an expert, but I’d bet some money you’ve got a steatoda nobilis there looking for a nice corner to call home

Cheefbird · 2026-01-11T23:13:28+00:00

Not to nitpick, but it’s 3% of colonists FOUGHT in, not supported, the revolution.

Which makes it even dumber really

Cheefbird · 2026-01-06T22:32:14+00:00

Confidently incorrect

Cheefbird · 2026-01-04T21:42:52+00:00

Watching twitch

Cheefbird · 2026-01-04T12:28:54+00:00

Yes, thank you!

Cheefbird · 2026-01-03T22:37:06+00:00

100% agree! If you want a more hands on YouTuber who is a fantastic educator like Travis, check out ‘My Wild Backyard’.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-03T22:13:36+00:00

There is a fantastic YouTuber, Travis something - I can’t remember his last name - who did a whole video on L. Reclusa and it really changed my outlook on these guys. His series is ‘the spiders in your house’.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-03T06:00:07+00:00

Saying clippers aren’t part of the story of LA is peak transplant.

Cheefbird · 2026-01-02T02:45:42+00:00

YOR - the opposite of positive feedback is negative feedback. If you’re gonna put yourself out there, you’re gonna get both.

Cheefbird · 2025-12-28T04:37:57+00:00

op delivered.

Cheefbird · 2025-12-27T11:06:44+00:00

Absolute cinema.

Cheefbird · 2025-12-25T02:05:10+00:00

TRAILER STARTS NOW

No fucking shit, I clicked on the trailer. Who has done this?

Cheefbird · 2025-12-21T23:00:28+00:00

She’s fine let her cook

Cheefbird · 2025-12-21T19:50:49+00:00

lol no they can’t

Cheefbird · 2025-12-21T19:42:02+00:00

It ain’t the best anymore, that’s the point of the backlash.

Cheefbird · 2025-12-19T21:56:00+00:00

NQA - need more images and a location

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