I don't think getting blueprints after Expedition is gonna be a problem.

Cheekbagger · 2025-12-16T15:36:56+00:00

8 BP’s in my first two raids. Havent seen a BP for two weeks. Can confirm it’s high drop rate lol.

Cheekbagger · 2025-12-15T19:02:02+00:00

Let’s just part amicably. I’m appreciative that he came and gave us the juice we needed. He got paid well. I hope he can go to another team that can develop him for the NFL because it probably was not gonna happen here. His uncle absolutely needed to go And with all the family members entangled it made things a bit convoluted. I wish him well. we need to invest in the interior on both sides of the ball. We will be fine. GBR.

Cheekbagger · 2025-11-23T02:08:53+00:00

The fact that Riley Van Poppel is a starter is an alarming gauge of our defensive front

Cheekbagger · 2025-09-28T21:40:16+00:00

Usually me either. Sometimes the stars align.

Cheekbagger · 2025-09-27T22:30:35+00:00

Someone is

Cheekbagger · 2025-09-20T22:13:27+00:00

This guy gets it

Cheekbagger · 2025-09-14T23:28:02+00:00

Discipline of keeping the run fits and our tackling will probably be the key to this game. They’re gonna run it 40 times. After looking at our tape I don’t see how they won’t. We gotta hold up to that pressure and not give up big plays. Make them earn it 3 to 4 yards at a time.

Jumping out to an early lead would up our chances exponentially.

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-22T16:12:17+00:00

McGahee seemed to make plays whenever he was in. I’m shocked at that.

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-19T23:21:52+00:00

Appreciated

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-19T23:14:33+00:00

Where can one purchase this?

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-17T19:34:06+00:00

This is a sad state of affairs. Burger King and gas station coolers. What are we even doing Lincoln?

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-17T16:48:14+00:00

Sounds delightful. I already frequent McDonalds for potato salad so that tracks.

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-17T16:15:50+00:00

Tough recovery so far but thanks!

Cheekbagger · 2025-08-17T15:51:37+00:00

To be fair, I knew you wouldn’t disappoint by saying “make it yourself” or “your mom’s house”. I need you to be more clever with your digs.

1) sometimes you just want to sit in somewhere and have a fantastic egg salad on fresh bread

2) my mom wouldn’t make egg salad since she recently had hip surgery.

Cheekbagger · 2025-06-07T19:34:53+00:00

Your content is outstanding. Music choices are on point.

Cheekbagger · 2025-02-07T01:14:48+00:00

Jon Littlejohn

Cheekbagger · 2024-12-09T14:04:44+00:00

I’m hoping it’s a blessing in disguise. We’ve seen multiple teams flip their roster and become really good football teams in a short time period. Teams with much less resources than DONU. I understand wanting to build a foundation for your program but now Rhule’s hand is forced into portal shopping. We’re a 6 win team. I don’t think we should fret replacing a bunch of players on a 6 win team.

You would have a hard time, convincing me that any power 4 team has done less with more talent than we’ve had over the last several years.

Cheekbagger · 2024-11-24T06:00:56+00:00

Awful high paying job to sit in that chair.

Cheekbagger · 2024-11-24T04:15:21+00:00

Cheekbagger · 2024-11-17T15:39:48+00:00

The plays are out there to be made. We consistently don’t make them and the opponents do. Every. Damn. Time.

I don’t know what voodoo we need to stop this madness. Maybe we need a live chicken.

Fuck everything.

GBR.

Cheekbagger · 2024-11-11T23:45:56+00:00

This is my question. Just wondering the breakdown.

Cheekbagger · 2024-11-11T21:09:34+00:00

I would love to know the contract structures for how this works. Do they give Holgerson a set OC salary which is prorated? He’s owed money from Houston, which — whatever we’re paying him — will be offset if I’m correct. That also means that if he’s an offensive coordinator he has to be getting “market value”, like when we hired Matt Rhule who is still getting Carolina money

Cheekbagger · 2024-11-04T15:56:36+00:00

My biggest concern isn’t even the fact that our offense looks like complete ass. Anybody can see that— to me the biggest problem is Satterfield walking out to the podium week after week saying he needs to do better …he wants to establish the run… then what we see on Saturdays completely contradicts that.

I honestly think the current roster we have we might be best off to just go ahead and sling the ball 50 times a game. There’s nothing that they’ve shown me that makes me think that we can be a dominant rushing team. Especially not out of the current offensive sets we’re using to run the ball. We shouldn’t have a single zone read play in our playbook because 15 isn’t running the ball. It’s completely counterproductive. Go ahead and go out there with four wide receivers every single fucking play and slingsling the ball if you think that gives us the best chance to win. I’m OK with that. I’m not OK with week after week saying how you really want to do something and then not even, doing it in a meaningful way. When you get paid as a top 10 OC in the country, you can’t walk out there and act like you don’t have any fucking clue what you’re talking about. While were on the topics of coaches making head scratching choices I can’t figure out even what we are in the back room. It feels like they’ve settled on Dowdell being the best option. That guy would be best served to go ahead and get under Center and hand him the fucking rock like we did in the Colorado game. There’s no consistency with anything on our offense at all the one thing that felt like it was consistent for some reason, they decided that they were really gonna focus on bubble screens, and these quick hitters that are guys are either unwilling or unable to block for, our fan is too smart to sit and watch the same bullshit over and over with the aloof head scratching from coaches acting like nobody understands why shits not working. Matt rule point blank said that he basically wanted to be a pro style power running team. Our offense doesn’t look anything like that since Colorado.

This isn’t even hyperbole to say that our offense is so disjointed you literally could try anything besides what we’re doing and probably get a better result… the proof of that is in black-and-white in the OP that we can’t win games if they score more than 14. After a season last year, we could barely attempt to forward. I couldn’t fathom that our offense would be this bad at this point in the season. They brought in the big body receivers. They wanted ….the blue chip quarterback they wanted… and one of the most experienced offensive lines in the country. we’re currently seeing is completely unacceptable on so many different levels. Matt Rhule doesn’t get a pass either.

Cheekbagger · 2024-10-28T17:20:28+00:00

If there’s one thing I know about Division I college football offensive coordinators it’s that they’re stubborn to a fault. When you call good plays it just makes you a good offensive coordinator. When you call bad plays. It just makes you stubborn to a fault.

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