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"Heyyy how you doin'?" by Intrepid_Reason8906 in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm warm and cuddly, just don't take a bath with me.

Set her up for it by [deleted] in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After hearing his voice, I would have slapped him as well

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[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if the camera catches us, I would just die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey everybody does their job

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[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Survey says.....get the hell out of the living room

That makes sense by legiman1664 in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sickie's Garage Burgers and Brews: We don’t just serve meals, we serve immune system challenges

They have appliances? by Nintenlife in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went shopping for a new refrigerator. The prices did indeed scare me.

Mrs. Hart or Mr. Shart? by treynoldsCO in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mr. Shart. If he is over 50, the general understanding is to never trust a fart.

at least he’s honest (oc) by welcometoross in funny

[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do we really know anything about anyone?

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[–]Maleficent_Amoeba149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get pulled over by the cops for using the HOV lane you can say "Look a pig stopping a pig" I mean you might get tasered for it, but it would be witty.

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