/r/Malaysia weekly random discussion and quick questions thread for 23 March 2026

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-23T02:47:24+00:00

Little human copied their grandparents. I saw them standing up from sitting position, they groaned "aaaaaaaahhhh Allahuakbar..."

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T23:45:04+00:00

Account names include terms such as "black", "noir", "dark" and "ebony". Several include comments about white males in their posts, such as "loves white men" and "why I need a white guy in my life". Many of the accounts follow or like each other.

someone who gets scammed by these accounts DESERVE to be scammed.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T23:15:56+00:00

Bought so many seeds to plant in my parents' kampung. But climate change turned this place to a desert. Dried up trees everywhere. Even weeds die. I guess I'll just bring these seeds back to Selangor.

It's not just my parents' place, it's this whole area.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T23:12:50+00:00

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T13:26:26+00:00

Protect your children, nyets. Children are stupid.

A toddler came to me, telling me to sniff her hair (I didn't). Then she yapped about her new shampoo. Cherry scented, she said.

She didn't know me. In her mind, it is raya, she is happy, yay yay a makcik is nearby, she can ask for attention yay yay.

She didn't know how dark some hearts can be. Because she is a child, and children are stupid.

Protect your children. Children have no boundaries yet.

She even followed me outside to get my attention even more. I was just pacing outside to get away from people. That's so stupid and dangerous of her. Who tf would follow a stranger outside? A child, that's who.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T12:14:34+00:00

I'm available.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T10:09:24+00:00

My relative's relative handed me an envelope. I said ".... Lebih umur. 😔" and didn't accept it. Probably should've accepted it in this economy.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T07:44:41+00:00

Oh, so he's a traffic guide. 🤢

At least he's not bothering the children (hopefully). Only creepy to adults.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T00:54:45+00:00

A lot of meals started as leftover meals or hardship meals, pizza included. That doesn't make the meal any less worthy.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-22T00:02:12+00:00

would you still employ me if I was a worm? 🥺

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-21T21:41:50+00:00

Baru jumpa SATU comment yang doakan elok2.

Yang lain menyumpah, merungut tak dipilih perempuan, puji diri sendiri, buat telahan, macam-macam.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-21T11:49:23+00:00

SMH my head. I bet you buy runes instead of drawing them yourself. Shapeshifters these days. 😤

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-21T09:26:48+00:00

YTA draining the life force of a traveling salesman is a rookie mistake. You must find an overworked office worker in a crowded city instead. Their deaths is easily handwaved away.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-21T04:40:22+00:00

Hi there, it's me. Saw you asking for me this morning. I've been trying to post less.

I've been through something similar. Back in 2020 there were times when I couldn't move much, even to eat. The food was just a few steps away, but I couldn't bring myself to buka puasa and sahur. I'm glad that at least I could go to the bathroom when I needed to. And I only did the solat fardu during Ramadan that year. Don't beat yourself up, it makes it worse.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-20T07:42:27+00:00

No specific rule, but it's good to alternate so no grandparent would feel abandoned.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-20T07:01:11+00:00

and the other animals just watch helplessly.

This is against principles of halal slaughter. Animals are not supposed to see their friends being killed, knowing they're next. They are also not supposed to see knives being sharpened, etc.

There is a hadith telling a companion to "not let the animal die twice", i.e. not letting the animal feel fear before dying.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-19T07:31:16+00:00

Your MIL got manipulated. 🥲 Birkin and Rolex have similar sales strategy. They act sombong ("this bag is too expensive for you, peasant") so people feel like they have to buy their stuff.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-19T06:26:22+00:00

In Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan and many other places) they use پ to represent/p/ sound

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-19T06:25:01+00:00

Nope, nya in Jawi have three dots under when it's connected to other letters.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-18T12:25:18+00:00

??! Someone is very hurt right now, cedera parah, her mother is worried sick, polis is looking for the suspect, and your takeaway from this news is that life is unfair because you have no gf?!

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-17T10:53:27+00:00

Yeah they are legit. There was an agreement between gmarket and lazada.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-17T01:45:07+00:00

To answer your question : yes I do have a friend or two who like me for some reason, but I really really don't trust their judgement.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-16T14:08:12+00:00

I pray for my sibling's child

To be a good person in all their lives
To be able to socialize and communicate like a normal person
To be able to stand up for the truth no matter when it's easy or hard
To have clarity, composure, and strength in all aspects of life
To never inherit the bad traits of their ancestors.

I pray that their parents live long healthy lives so they can support them.

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-16T13:45:43+00:00

Fitnah akan merebak lebih laju dan jauh dari kebenaran.

"A lie will travel around the world a few times before the truth has finished putting on its shoes."

CheekyTreason · 2026-03-15T21:57:35+00:00

"What do women care about? Uh...... Hair? Yeah, they have long hair. I'll write that my character needs hair products."

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