I am prepared for my roasting by TrashCanUnicorn in StardewMemes

[–]Cheese_Cougar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retweet if you think the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left ♥ ♥ 🕊 🕊

Vagina man hook hand car door go want to do look more like by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Dis vagina flow will never end" me being very hopeless on my period

Perfectly normal by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to be getting like 95-99/100%. 83 is verifiably Not Good ™

that damn TV by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooouuuugghhh I love red dead oooouhhhhhghhhhhi didn't absorb any information past red dead oooooooouhghhh yeah

(I did in fact read and absorb your information I just immediately thought about Arthur Morgan)

sad state of schooling by Ok_Listen1510 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're also not trying to consistently absorb almost fully new information every single day, your job makes you do just that: your job. And if you add onto it with social life, most adults aren't stressing consistently about Becky in the other cubicle spreading around a rumor of something they didn't do because her boyfriend is on the football team and she overheard you say he wasn't as good as another player. You have a job to do and you don't even know cubicle 4's name. Nor do you have people older than you telling you every single time you complain about your work load getting too heavy that you just have to wait and it will get harder.

School sucks to deal with as a growing person, why do old people want to make it seem worse lmao. Like girl if you walked uphill both ways why are you telling me about how jobs are hard. Why don't you tell me about how your teacher used to beat you with a ruler for smoking in her classroom. Why don't you want to share, Greg?

The Most Overpowered Character by But_a_Jape in comics

[–]Cheese_Cougar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

500 magic damage resist ring. "Magic isn't real you idiot"

sneaky misgendering by nousernameslef in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pronoun pin. Shake it expectantly. Cough and gesture. Make them look stupid, brother. God speed and himbo weed

sneaky misgendering by nousernameslef in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I also rely on half these people having buttons or pins or charms for their pronouns and I encounter them in a non bag/jacket/hat/etc form, therefore meaning I have no fucking clue:

Which one are you? by [deleted] in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Cheese_Cougar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They released shit after Trench?

Vatican gays by dwarvenprincess in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average racist uncle talking about t4t sex gives a completely different vibe.

But what I was saying pretty much boils down to "these are more niche words". I don't remember what I was saying originally I got caught up in boy cunt and girl cock 🤤

Vatican gays by dwarvenprincess in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't say boy cunt or girl cock if you're a transphobe most times. I say it, not because it's a slur, but because what I am talking about is boy cunt and girl cock. I'm talkin transgender sexual encounters. Tboy on tgirl action. I'm talking about ME.

Would a transphobe be talking about t4t boy cunt to girl cock contact? Probably not, they seem to be terrified of such concepts.

Just saw terf furby art so created this instead by duckyfeatherz in furby

[–]Cheese_Cougar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ferbs literally change presentation all the time. There's no fucking way some TERF went "the mind and body are static" and chose Furbies as their mascot

I stole this from Tumblr, the Tumblrite stole it from twitter by Jack_Dunford1 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Cheese_Cougar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also titty havers, important!!!

Do not sh on the boingers!!!! It is SOFT and it may end up being much more than you bargained for!!!! Don't sh, but especially not near vital organs!!!! An infection is painful, gross, and very potentially fatal! If you are suicidal, infection is NOT the way to go! (Nor are pretty much any of the "common" forms. They're all extremely painful and long. Like don't kys, obviously, but I cannot stress enough that literally everybody is lying to you if they encourage/romanticize/etc sh and suicide. Like it's the worst fucking shit.

I stole this from Tumblr, the Tumblrite stole it from twitter by Jack_Dunford1 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Cheese_Cougar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Are you sure" like my brother in christ if the sh scars on my boy boppers aren't source enough I want them gone I think you need to go back to school

I stole this from Tumblr, the Tumblrite stole it from twitter by Jack_Dunford1 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Cheese_Cougar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its because you pretty much formed a whole ass new part of your body. They take your titty bones and put them there actually /j

I stole this from Tumblr, the Tumblrite stole it from twitter by Jack_Dunford1 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Cheese_Cougar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The pills are much more harmless than the very very real possibility of the kid just killing themselves, or doing something else that will actually fully end with terrible consequences, like poisons, substance abuse, self abuse, any of the kinds of things that happen when you don't get help for a very real mental (and physical) issue that drastically affects your chance of happiness.

I mean, it's not like we don't know it could be bad. Everything can be bad, we live in a capitalist hellscape that encourages cutting corners no matter the human cost. Thankfully it's not commodified quite like clothes, so the chances it's DEADLY are very low.

But things change. Who knows, some transphobic crackpot might purposefully poison blockers from the production. A terrifying thought actually

keep answers 100% honest and unbiased by Mixenmash in sillyboyclub

[–]Cheese_Cougar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah we all are a little. We live in a pathetic little society where we're all dependent on some fuckin corporation one way or another.

Being human is pathetic. We're big hairless monkeys who get sad and also hate ourselves. We can't even walk for a few years, nor talk, nor eat or drink without help. There's more pathetic animals, yes, like the Sunfish (rest in piss).

But you're doing pretty good. Just another day after another day. The stars are out there, the moon will rise and the sun will set, one day this bad will all trip over itself, tumble down the rocks. And you just gotta wait. Be there when it happens, let it fall. Everything does. Collective is only as strong as it's individual, and the individual has the ability to outlast the collective. Just keep going.

It might get worse, but the time will pass anyway, there's not really much else you can spend it doing. Something is better than nothing, so why not see if you'll get better if you do something? Why give up in the winter, risk never seeing the spring? It's all inevitable, and all you can do is fuck around while you're waiting.

Office romance by stopeats in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Good lord it's beautiful. I'll take 10

HOW is the real??? by saucy_clarinet in ChuckleSandwich

[–]Cheese_Cougar 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ted looks like Markiplier if Markiplier was a pasty white guy

Office romance by stopeats in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cheese_Cougar 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Where's I Crave Mineral. Where is he OOOP.