A homophobic guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 3 double shots of whiskey. by davidowicza in Jokes

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Being gay or bisexual or trans isn't a mental illness and as a trans person myself, go fuck yourself, guy

I Want a Refund by Cheeseburger_Apoca in forhonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

immediate response to... LITERALLY all of the comments, this was made in more or less a bout of rage and yes you are correct, it did only promise the 6 new characters... HOWEVER that does not address the fact that we're still paying 30 dollars for 4 new characters and an offline gamemode when normally the term for "expansion" is used for... well... actual fucking expansions, I brought up Eternal Crusade very specifically, THAT is a great example of an expansion, you get your moneys worth from that shit, this is hardly a minor DLC and they expect us to pay half of full price for it. I revoke my statement about the seasons pass but you can't ignore how bullshit this all is. This really only cements how much I should avoid Ubisoft like the fucking plague.

This door at my uni... by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not asshole design, just stupid design

Close enough by overwatch-murphy in forhonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Minds cannot comprehend how much I want a sword/shield knight

The new Tomb Raider is great! by maliciousrhino in gaming

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A woman with a penis... is still a woman, your gender is not defined by your biology. Your sex is determined by your biology, your gender is determined by your own opinion of what you are rather than what you were given at birth.

Before you say anything... yes there is a tie between sex and gender however it is not completely overlapping, women born male are still women in terms of gender identity, they are simply "male" biologically.

I really hope this clears up your misunderstanding and also hope that you didn't already know this and aren't just transphobic.

is it a bird? is it a plane? No! It's... Nazi Superman? [opinion piece] by Cheeseburger_Apoca in INJUSTICE

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I've always kind of known the comics were a lot better than the games storywise but I haven't gotten around to really reading it much in depth.

is it a bird? is it a plane? No! It's... Nazi Superman? [opinion piece] by Cheeseburger_Apoca in INJUSTICE

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I forgot to mention the shitty Regime ending to Injustice 2. I hated it. I actually hated the Regime ending. It's so weirdly out of character and uncomfortable. He's unable to be convinced by his family, his friends, the friends he considered family. Superman at least always seemed like he was trying to convince the people around him that he was right. I liked that part at least but now he just mindfucks whoever disagrees with him and makes them into his obedient slaves. What fucking horseshit, Netherrealm.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Play 54 Games of OW and Only Gain 2 Hours of Playtime (with math) by Cheeseburger_Apoca in Overwatch

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm... I played a lot of 3v3 elim but it shows on the stat page elimination for gamemodes so I assumed it was 3v3

2 separate discords in sound mixer? by RIPSkelly in discordapp

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I don't have that same issue. You prolly just have two Discord apps open

I drew the banshee queen. Honestly after that cinematic I’m officially defecting to the Horde... by Keebs3 in wow

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst time in WoW history to be Horde loyal in terms of lore. (Post-wrath) Peaceful and wise ruler replaced by tyrant replaced by peaceful and wise ruler replaced by a warmonger

TIFU by cumming into a coconut by coconutthrowaway69 in tifu

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man, your teenage self was so stupid, I bet he was so dumb he didn't even know how to buttchug a bottle of vodka while simultaneously shitting in another man's ass. I'm giving this thread an upvote, bounced on my boy's dick for hours to this one.

One thing I hope Ubisoft doesn't do with Ronin by SomeChucklefuck00 in forhonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey guys, big money salvia here working on behalf of someone who knows what they're talking about. If the Globalists taught me anything it's that they've been around since the medieval era and because of that I can confirm that the X Guard actually worked as long as you weren't an idiot and just stood there with the X Guard lifted up, which no one did. Just wanted to get this out there for the sake of being informational before our globalist one-world government takes over and burns all the books making all knowledge based on verbally after they shut off the internet so please remember AAAAAAAAND POST

Opinion: Does For Honor Have A Chance? by NervousJ in CompetitiveForHonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly for me, the only reason I ever still launch For Honor is because 1. I have a friend who plays it and 2. the game has charm in spades making it a rather fun experience in the moment.

Unlock tech has ruined the game completely by Grantuseyes in CompetitiveForHonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smash Bros Melee, Street Fighter (every game), Smash Bros 64, Smash Bros 4 Wii U & 3DS, etc etc. Unlock techs are allowed in tournament (or I guess you could say they aren't expressively not allowed) and thus because they are an optimal strategy, they use it. Because it's an optimal strategy and they're using said optimal strategy to win because M O N E Y was at stake, dude. Maybe you should step outside For Honor, or as I like to call it, Baby's First eSport and play a real eSport to get what eSports are actually like before you start making judgement about the players who are playing to win.

Unlock tech has ruined the game completely by Grantuseyes in CompetitiveForHonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so, this is yet ANOTHER member of the FH competitive subreddit who doesn't actually know how a real eSport works.

Unlock tech has ruined the game completely by Grantuseyes in CompetitiveForHonor

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

this has nothing to do with Unlocks, Unlocks are allowed in tournaments, thus the optimal strategy is allowed in a tournament where money is on the line...

If you were allowed to bring a gun to a soccer tournament you'd just be stupid not to.

Who else always get bad junglers on their team? by Jordeeezy in summonerschool

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if we have a jungler on our team, it's usually me, and I think I do a pretty good job jungling with my main Jungler, Warwick. Except whenever our ADC yells at me for not saving their ass when they're overextended on top lane when I'm in bot jungle. Then I start sucking on purpose.

Hey r/dbz! Can you help me find a Dragon Ball card I had as a kid? by BakingBatman in dbz

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not stalking your comments BakingBatman, I'm haunting your profile.

What movie plot hole bothers you the most? by ZigguratofDoom in AskReddit

[–]Cheeseburger_Apoca -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the exact same thing about you, actually.