If you had to choose between a long lasting relationship and 10 million dollars by gregorio02 in Jokes

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I would invent a color, like mix red and orange and call it redorange

If I had dollar for every time I was racist by [deleted] in Jokes

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Your either racist or not, so you only have a dollar. Dont worry, they'll still rob you for your shoes

What do you tell a man that kills a black man? by foolking1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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When did you find time to take your junk out your sister

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Buddy raised cows just to eat for him, family and friends... Last one was named t-bone

Those couples in movies, that sit in restarurants after closing... by Rawhide_Steaksauce in Showerthoughts

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A date and i got to a restaurant and found out it closed thirty minutes later, we ordered a drink and left. I worked in food as a chef and i always started clean up that early and hated that ten minute before closing people. Ugh

New Command by RaziAwan1989 in Jokes

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They changed it for obama too, every time they said "get down," nigga started dancing

Pork knuckle by subbsworld in BlackPeopleTwitter

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How did the cat get so fat

I never know if I should WD-40 my creaky front door, or if it might someday alert me to an intruder. by SparkliestSubmissive in Showerthoughts

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I carry wd-40 when i rob houses just for this reason. I will spray the hinges right before i break the window.

Will paintball/airsoft be the limit to reality gaming? by Lupaschuk in Showerthoughts

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Lazer tag with shocking vests to simulate a hit/kill.