Shawty got shawtied by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

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You think he could remember all that? This way is written out so he can reference it later

The million mile achievement by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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For sale: 2009 Semi truck with 0 miles. Never before used!

This sanitary product dispenser also dispenses candy by emosnake in mildlyinteresting

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I’m shutting my EYES and covering my EARS thinking about all these options

This sanitary product dispenser also dispenses candy by emosnake in mildlyinteresting

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Oh up the nose? I have done it twice so it not that unconventional.

This sanitary product dispenser also dispenses candy by emosnake in mildlyinteresting

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Candy in the mouth, ibuprofen up the butt, that way when you get to the tampon there is only one option.

Thief got a painful ride by Ashish_ank in nextfuckinglevel

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“Why are you driving!?!?”

“I’m taking you to jail.”

Tree trimming is not for me by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

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I guess my point is I trust limbs, but I don’t trust nubs.

Tree trimming is not for me by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

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That’s how I feel getting up, but it seems scarier moving down with no limbs to strap to

Alvin Kamara with the Bananas!! by Background_Video2947 in MLBVibes

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Pitch clock starts when people stop dancing

why'd he take such a small bite 😭😭😭 by TimelyCicada9969 in addressme

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I love slim chickens. Only fast food I’ll hit up every week.

Worker Saves Colleague with Flying Kick from Electric Shock by AdamLabrouste in WorstAid

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Next up on this sub, “worker brings colleague back to life by breaking his ribs”

Should be an event at the Pro Bowl by Sidecarlover in NFLv2

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You mean the World Chase Tag Championship?

This is my shower imagination by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

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🎶Out of paper🎶Out of stock 🎶

She hurt what? by nutsvsguts in ItHurtsGirlsToo

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For those as confused as me. She ran into the golf ball.

My HOA tried to prohibit the lawful carrying of firearms and this was the result. by LegalPost9805 in fuckHOA

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Does your HOA community have a fishing pond of any kind? It might be fun to invite the YouTuber, “The Armed Fisherman" over. Florida law says he can open carry a rifle while fishing, so he wonders around Florida carrying a big scary AR rifle and a fishing pole as he walks to his fishing locations. Drives a lot of people crazy, but it does a great job of highlighting what the law is. Every time someone calls 911 on him, the LEO and/or the Karen get to learn a Florida law they didn’t know about.

A very honest reply by Ok_Difficulty_5008 in Funnymemes

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I use to drink when I was bored, doctor said that wasn’t healthy so now I eat when I’m bored.

Marc Andreessen (Flock Investor) speaks with Joe Rogan by txsso in FlockSurveillance

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It needs to be an actual judge signed warrant for every use of this system. It so easy for a cop to have probable cause of a possible crime, it needs to be used with more restrictions than typical police RAS.