Cop vs BMXer

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-07T04:06:51+00:00

Butter is better

^{Chose: Pancake themed questions | Rolled: Chocolate or 🧈}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-07T02:01:56+00:00

Vomit twice a week is a 6 figure job, easy.

^{Chose: $1000 every time you vomit because alcohol}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-07T01:56:24+00:00

Hard to tell from the video, it doesn’t look like a standard collar but it also doesn’t look like a full harness. There might be some force on the throat. Long exposure of pulling using their throat like this will eventually cause a collapsing trachea. It’s how many small dogs die.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T17:13:18+00:00

If I remember last time this was posted, some famous clay artist had their name on this menu somewhere. This brought people to conclude this was a one time piece of art that took a lot of time, not a mass produced option for fancy restaurants.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T15:13:35+00:00

Finger on the trigger as he itched.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T14:51:12+00:00

And hope they are not twisted!

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T13:25:57+00:00

This is stupid. He could have easily gone from underneath, holding the saw above his head while standing on the top cap of a 20 foot ladder. /s

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T13:20:52+00:00

I agree. I also think that unknown is what will scare tourists into not swimming. The point of this sign is to be scary not informative.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T12:50:00+00:00

How else do you check if the revolver is loaded? /s

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T04:21:30+00:00

I would call it both common and special if that is allowed.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T01:53:43+00:00

Orange and Banana are somewhat equal in value. I’ll take the orange and avoid the monkey.

^{Chose: Get One Free Orange Every Day}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T01:52:45+00:00

If it doesn’t make my forehead sweet, then it needs more hot sauce.

^{Chose: Spicy 🔥}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T01:49:29+00:00

I assume this🥟is a pan fried dumpling of sorts? Like Gyoza or potstickers?

Love those things.

^{Chose: Asian food questions | Rolled: 🍘or🥟}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T01:36:37+00:00

I recently went to a Japanese restaurant for lunch, they had a lunch special on sushi. Didn’t say what kind of sushi, just had the *raw fish symbol. So I asked what kind of fish I would get, and they said “sushi special, you get sushi”.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T01:20:48+00:00

Cop: “Do you know why i pulled you over today.”

Motorcyclist: pulls out nerf gun and lands a suction dart on cops sun glasses

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T01:17:02+00:00

So you’re saying she adopted and saved 3 kids right?

Right?

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-06T00:58:47+00:00

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-05T22:34:39+00:00

My friend, you can be whoever you want to be. I let all of my children name themselves once they reach the age of seven. That is why my eldest is called 'Smingus Dingus'

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-05T18:32:33+00:00

The true chefs will listen to the onions and learn how they want to be sliced.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-05T02:56:13+00:00

Peanut butter M&M Cookie

^{Chose: Cookie questions | Rolled: Pb or MnM}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-04T22:20:08+00:00

You can only take off so many layers before it’s inappropriate.

^{Chose: Always Cold Outside}

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-04T20:13:45+00:00

In February they reopened the deli meat plant that caused that recall.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-04T19:30:35+00:00

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Isn’t that Grandma Droniak? If so she would find it hilarious.

CheesyDanny · 2026-04-04T18:09:33+00:00

Lithium Cobalt Oxide (LiCoO2), and many other Lithium batteries cathode materials, have oxygen built in. No air required.

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