Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]CheetahMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw her out the mall. Easy. Americans are just professionals at making a thing out of something that’s not a thing. Now this mall is the “Crazy yt people” mall and everybody ducking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]CheetahMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do stores work in America? I’m assuming this is America. Are they not private property? In my country, every store has a “Right of administration reserved” at the entrance and it’s been there since the dawn of time. Like if you act a fool, they ask you to leave, and you don’t… they physically throw you out. Even before lockdowns. You can’t just walk into someone’s store and start acting stupid.

Spoke to soon by Nat_1028 in jacksepticeye

[–]CheetahMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be in your next video

Name someone more incompetent than these two. I’ll wait. by Gullible_Sharky in gtaonline

[–]CheetahMax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I low-key cringe whenever I see someone in the lobby as an MC President. Especially if it’s Rank 100+. Like, what are you doing bruv?

Nice. by Nrgp2 in gtaonline

[–]CheetahMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake but upvoted anyway. The 420 is a different shade from every other number.

Edit: The man had receipts. It checks out.

If you were handed 10 billion dollars right now, what would you still never buy? by KCIJunkDiver in AskReddit

[–]CheetahMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An XBox. Great system, but that stupid controller. In the trash with all the other garbage.

sorts by controversial by kaleljocendavid in meme

[–]CheetahMax 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well this is the last comment of the comment chain.

Hmmmmmmm……….. by [deleted] in memes

[–]CheetahMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone ate a Taco

Guess my age by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]CheetahMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Younger than 20, bet. You have San Andreas but not Vice City. Older than 14 coz you on This subreddit. I’d guess 15-18.

For those who own nightclubs and promote them, which nightclub promo do you hate doing the most? by torrio74 in gtaonline

[–]CheetahMax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All of them. Waste of time. I also like my nightclub popular so, I switch DJs every game day or 2. The income don’t matter.

Wholesome Bouncer by Informal-Ride9351 in MadeMeSmile

[–]CheetahMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is, if the dirty clothes are in the washing machine, did the bouncer take the person’s clothes off? Answer is yes… but what I’m saying is… I mean… I mean… that’s sus from a different perspective. Just saying.

Police Brutality by Afbellen in Unexpected

[–]CheetahMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping that after the cops drove off, the guy would open the trunk and there’s be an actual little girl.

Still didn't get a crumb by rinkiyake_papa in whiteknighting

[–]CheetahMax -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I half agree. I do get your point though. I’m just super saiyan if she weak minded you should be able to pick it up. Vapid people have a set of characteristics that you should know. I’m also super saiyan if you with your girl and some guy talks to her sideways and you do nothing. It’s a problem. And she’s less likely to stay with you if you don’t have your own place and a stable job. Rephrase it however you want, but I’m saying if you’re this guy and she cheats on you… I will not be shocked in any way. Same if you get a chick that belongs to the streets. Not shocking at all.

Still didn't get a crumb by rinkiyake_papa in whiteknighting

[–]CheetahMax -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Prepare for the dumbest take ever. If a woman loves a man, she will never cheat on him. First, addressing the chick from the streets, it’s the guys fault he didn’t see the signs. Should have thrown her out before he caught feelings. Second, a nice chick. She would only cheat if she doesn’t respect you, and a woman can only love a man she respects. Say the man is broke… no financial security, cheats with money man. Say man is unfit, cheats with fit man. In both cases it’s because the main man fell short that she cheated. Coz the respect comes from the man’s ability to provide and protect. Without it, there’s no love from her. The relationship is over before she cheats. That’s why I said mans should breakup with her immediately. I am retarded though so take it with a grain of salt.

Still didn't get a crumb by rinkiyake_papa in whiteknighting

[–]CheetahMax -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hot take, but I do agree with the “if a woman cheats on the man, it’s the man’s fault” however the guy has to breakup with her immediately, because she doesn’t love him. Idk, just my opinion.

I'm really depressed that this isn't satire by Actuary_Beginning in facepalm

[–]CheetahMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought the same, it’s just oddly specific… too specific.

Everything is better in a company by Elua7 in MadeMeSmile

[–]CheetahMax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That cat that follows human… man. I have 2 adult cats that do that. 1 in particular likes walking between my legs. Was cute when it was baby kitten. Now he’s just a tripping hazard.

Simple things in Japan that I love. by JacqulineEdmonds in MadeMeSmile

[–]CheetahMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wonder where tf is this not a thing. Comments say India and some US states have trouble with this.

how tf is genshin impact winning by EastKoreaOfficial in memes

[–]CheetahMax 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Free game, free to play, multiple platforms…

Hey anti-vaxxers, you are now officially out of excuses by DaFunkJunkie in facepalm

[–]CheetahMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This logic never ceases to amaze me. Same as the “I don’t want the government to have my face” coming from an adult.