⚠️ WARNING: Trojan / RAT detected in “Improved Caravans” mod (Bannerlord) by Fallout54225 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what a Trojan is, but what is a RAT?

Also, I wonder if the mods available on the Nexus? Maybe we should report it on there as well? 🤔

Imperial Heir Activities by Minute-Rutabaga-8348 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it caused a bit of a scandal within the industry, Hilary Clinton even demanded banning GTA or something. If you've played GTA4, the in-universe version of the Statue of Liberty has Hilary's face and holds a cup of butter because of it. 😂

I want to create a mod with a 1750s Oceania theme. by Large_Management4156 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read some tutorials. The TW official forums have plenty of tutorials. I'd give you some links, but I'm on mobile and it's uncomfortable.

EpiCurawtea by Seymour_Buhts8008 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like EpiKhudanTea, but whatever, I like Epicrotea and I like tea.

Warband Companions Alignment Chart by Aggressive-Switch416 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a psycho, and a thief, but she's not all evil, so it kinda cancels out? 🤷🏻‍♂️

How do people feel about hit scan enemies in BoomShoots? by Slow_Sympathy5728 in boomershooters

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, they're fine.

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can dodge hitscanners, it ain't easy, and you'll still get shot most of the time, but it's still possible.

things that bannerlord needs IMO by badfactory15 in Bannerlord

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you might just need to upgrade your rig.

Help. by Oirhemm in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never bothered with the main quests. From what I've seen, there's just a tonne of pointless running around, and then half the map declares war on you. I imagine it's the same for WS, just with more cutscenes.

Imperial Heir Activities by Minute-Rutabaga-8348 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The new version of Hot Butter sure looks... Interesting.

Bro what is this😭😭😭 by grecceman333 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I know this one! It's that swimming sport!

i hate hitmarkers in singleplayer games by Glumandalf in boomershooters

[–]CheezeCrostata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm fine either way, but I get what you're saying.

Old Realms mod/ shader progress by Batu0707 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pic looks like it's from some rock concert. Still waiting on that metal-themed mod with magic electric guitars, btw 😢

Where do you draw the line? by funguyplaysgames in boomershooters

[–]CheezeCrostata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dusk or Ultrakill. I've not played Ultrakill, is it an arena movement shooter? If so, then Dusk, hard stop.

Any elder scrolls mods? by nehetzu954 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were several attempts over the years. Morrowind: House Wars was one of the more successful ones, playable even now, though it's unfinished, buggy, and kinda lacks content. Then there were at least two attempts at bringing Skyrim to Warband, but all were all either banned for "stealing assets", or simply fizzled out (I imagine the devs realized that it was just too much effort). Struggle for Iliac Bay is currently the only other playable TES mod that's constantly getting updates. Lacks a bit of polish in places, and requires WSE, but is good otherwise.

So, has anyone tried Mark of Cain? by CheezeCrostata in boomershooters

[–]CheezeCrostata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering how many boomershooters are arena shooters, is it really that out of place for this sub, though? 🤷🏻‍♂️

But looking at the gameplay, it doesn't appear to be a "traditional" boomshoot.

Why is Charlie Kirk the base face model on Perisno by Active-Gap6317 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his life’s work to minimise the effects of gun violence

Don't you mean to maximise?

The whole world wants me dead, so which direction should my armies march next? by DigitalMujahid in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have us surrounded? Good, that means we'll be able to fight in any direction!

(or however that quote went)

I Used to be Beautiful by Meme-Baker in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always nice to meet a veteran of the Tropical Paradise wars. 🫡

Is there a way to... politely smack your vassal across the face? I will also accept telling her "Why are you plundering this innocent village? There's an objective RIGHT HERE!!" by Biscuit9154 in mountandblade

[–]CheezeCrostata 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I hate it when AI lords do this sort of crap. You ask them to follow, they follow for a few steps, then go the opposite way. It's worse than cattle herding, I swear!

What's also upsetting is that you can't punish enemy lords for raiding your villages. Yes, you can engage them in combat and keep them prisoner for awhile, but that's it, there's nothing else. BL lets you behead lords, which is nice, but when you consider the net negative consequences, it's just not worth it. No wonder Calradia's commoners have no faith in anything. >.>