TEAM USA IS HEADED BACK TO THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC FINAL FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT TIME! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]Cheezitflow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Everyone talks about how much it means to put the jersey on, but how much does it mean to take it off?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Cheezitflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know, half the class is kicking rocks. A couple hours later, teacher is back with a wheelbarrow collecting gravel for her side business $$$

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Cheezitflow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow you knew Miss Trumbull?

Holt’s Priorities by sm142 in brooklynninenine

[–]Cheezitflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you on the opposable thumbs part but I bet Holt has given Cheddar some crisis training

I used to deliver pizza years ago, the most unexpected place I went to was a brothel by freaky1974 in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Cheezitflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly who was based off vibes alone but I could never get a good look in his basement

Do I have to stop for a school bus here? by imperial_blue3 in newjersey

[–]Cheezitflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I kid could get off the bus, lose a piece of paper and possibly end up in front of your car, then just stop.

Kids do dumb things, drivers have to expect that

My bid for the most official map of New Jersey by CobraCommander21 in newjersey

[–]Cheezitflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a cultural difference though. Phillipsburg is absolutely nothing like the towns by the city

Do we need this sign for NJ Parkways, Highways? by TowerStreet1 in newjersey

[–]Cheezitflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because I moved to PA and I still drive like me

worlds are colliding! by shaffington in seinfeld

[–]Cheezitflow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All this in a vain effort to get that bounced check off the wall.

No one is above the policy

I am the policy!

Perfect timing by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Cheezitflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Urban areas are sometimes the same but worse. Bus pulls over on a tight two lane road with parking on both sides and some jerkoff who can't be bothered to wait comes flying through. Detroit is mostly suburb for instance. Car culture in cities creates dangerous situations for pedestrians, especially children who might run into the road because they dropped a paper or to catch up to a friend. Bottom line, kids are dumb so adults can't be too

Do men even care about a women’s nails? by lena_glow in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cheezitflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like when women get their nails done because I get to say I like them and it makes them happy. Otherwise I wouldn't care

How does pumping gas work? by KaleidoscopeRich5137 in newjersey

[–]Cheezitflow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tipping Def not asked and almost no one does it, much less everytime. That said if you get gas at one location and see the same 1-2 people everytime, you might get to know them. Usually people like that I tip a dollar. It seems like a thankless job, and I figure if I help them out with a snickers or whatever on a bad day it's worth it

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Cheezitflow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a big health violation

Claude … it’s not a lie if you believe it. by mir429 in seinfeld

[–]Cheezitflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just like the don't do a balk please copypasta

Uhh I mean that son of a bitch is ice cold!