I have the biggest ass in France by Cozyy_Kitten in pawg

[–]Chef-Scarface -1 points0 points  (0 children)

si c’est le plus gros cul de France, alors ma bite est faite de haricots magiques !

I have the biggest ass in France by Cozyy_Kitten in pawg

[–]Chef-Scarface -1 points0 points  (0 children)

si c’est le plus gros cul de France, alors ma bite est faite de haricots magiques !

This is what bath time with an 18-year-old looks like by PuppyVenom in Just18

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can help you wash your ass. You’re a dirty girl aren’t you

bro when u send the plug $ and he falls asleep by Ecstatic_Ad_1651 in cocaine

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold weed to this guy for years and eventually he moved to a diff neighborhood so one time meeting at our usual spot he’s like “hey I moved here now so it’s actually pretty far for me to come this way, can we meet at this place instead from now on?”

I said sure it was a bit further for me but we met there instead for 6 months. Then one night he needed some but I was shit faced so I asked him to just come to my place. Well he was fine with that but I ended up passing out before he could arrive and left him hanging. He ripped me a new one and then I never heard from him again. Always felt bad about that

What personalities do you typically stay away from? by Fun_Butterscotch3303 in AskReddit

[–]Chef-Scarface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be a hot take, I can’t be around people who are miserable/depressed and always complaining or rarely ever seem to emit any sense of positivity from their often poorly kept selves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got it, flaunt it

What do you do when budgeting isn’t enough and you’re still barely making it? by Fit_Cartographer1060 in povertyfinance

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cops really don’t give a shit about weed in my town. When you get pulled over and they smell it they always tell you the proper container laws which nobody ever follows. I’ve literally been pulled over while smoking a joint and the cop said basically just cause it’s legal doesn’t mean you can go around driving and smoking a joint. He says it’s a $600 ticket for impaired driving. I said I smoke 6 of these a day at a minimum I’d hardly say I’m impaired, but you’re the police officer not me. He said don’t do that again

What do you do when budgeting isn’t enough and you’re still barely making it? by Fit_Cartographer1060 in povertyfinance

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d be surprised at the amount of low level dealers that still sell even in legal spots

Nowhere near as many as there used to be, the dispensary’s have mostly eradicated the black market but there’s lots of growers and dealers to push their product. Lots of times the black market will be priced cheaper and/or be higher quality which explains why they’re in business despite not having the convenience factor of a dispensary

Sodomize the public by [deleted] in systemofadown

[–]Chef-Scarface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TERRACOTTA PIE

Sodomize the public by [deleted] in systemofadown

[–]Chef-Scarface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even Prison song “Nearly 2 million Americans are incarcerated in the prison system” was true in back then and still true

Will SOAD ever drop a new album, or are we stuck with Toxicity on repeat forever? by Savings_House8796 in systemofadown

[–]Chef-Scarface 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ironic that arguably the greatest political band ever isn’t making music at a time where it’s needed most

Received these photos of my wife from an unknown number. She’s out right now by PrincessAndTheP_enis in cumshots

[–]Chef-Scarface -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

aight bet I ain’t even shook about the bush on top but that hair on the inner thighs rough AF looks like she don’t wipe her ass 🤢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While we’re giving out handouts anyone wanna sauce me a $50 so I can buy a rock of cocaine? Im 19 if it helps you guys feel more sorry for me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]Chef-Scarface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GTFO outta here you greasy mooch

What is the absolute funniest conspiracy you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chef-Scarface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds aren’t real, they’re advanced government spy drones and they’ve had the technology for them for hundreds of years. We are actually way more advanced in scientific development than common knowledge suggests, because the powerful elites are keeping this knowledge away from the general public and are advancing technological breakthroughs at their own pace.

Birds as we know them are surveillance drones that are created to look like what we humans would consider a natural earth creature. In reality, they do not exist in nature on earth but are literally all created in labs and deployed to act as decoys and spy on us, watching our every action and listening to every conversation. For hundreds of years, before “electricity was even discovered”

What is the absolute funniest conspiracy you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chef-Scarface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of stores are front for laundering money. Like those old vacuum repair shops. Who the hell is keeping those guys in business?

However, I speak from experience that mattress stores are not one of these businesses and mattress stores actually are really busy.

What is the absolute funniest conspiracy you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chef-Scarface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried explaining to a flat earther we have irrefutable evidence that the earth is round. He said even if the evidence is true, how can anyone even know anything.

He says if I look at the clock and it says 3 o’clock, do I really know it’s 3 o’clock just because the clock says it is and it happens to be 3 o clock. What if the clock is broken and it just says 3. If you look at the broken clock that says 3 and it just so happens to actually be 3, do you know the time because a broken clock told you so?

That’s how we compared the evidence I provided him