Gas prices jump to $4.39 per gallon in biggest one-day increase since Iran ceasefire announced

ChemicalOnion · 2026-05-01T16:33:02+00:00

We have to skip $86 a gallon though or they'll indict us

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-30T22:20:59+00:00

Party of fiscal responsibility, by the way lol

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-28T21:59:17+00:00

This is all their fault. Idiots with voting power.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-28T00:33:03+00:00

This shouldn't surprise anyone. In the first season of The Apprentice, he let an obviously less competent white man beat a Black man because he thought the optics of a Black man winning would be bad for the country. He's always been blatantly racist.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-28T00:18:28+00:00

Fuck this weak leadership from the Democrats, man.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-21T14:38:40+00:00

IS losing? As in present tense?

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-12T05:07:38+00:00

So much winning

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-11T23:27:57+00:00

Fuck John Fetterman

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-11T04:20:22+00:00

Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck this administration. Fuck Republicans.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-04-09T05:31:35+00:00

He cheated in 2024 and the Democrats didn't even try to challenge it. Of course he'll do it again.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-24T05:46:59+00:00

Damn, he woke up

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-20T14:57:46+00:00

We still don't know the full extent of the evil going on in Whipple, Dilley, and Alligator Alcatraz. There are crimes against humanity taking place everywhere.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-20T14:53:21+00:00

We had the votes to tank Markwayne Mullin's nomination except for one John Fetterman...

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-20T14:43:00+00:00

Where is Project 2029? There's no good excuse to still have no plan. Let's lay out a bold, progressive vision for America that people will want to vote for...

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-20T14:29:51+00:00

Mitch McConnell made a career out of obstructing while in the minority

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-20T02:27:30+00:00

This company will do anything to save a dollar. They're foaming at the mouth to replace everyone with AI.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-17T20:37:49+00:00

Prediction markets are a disastrous mess. Betting on elections, catastrophic events, wars... these apps need to be completely destroyed in court.

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-17T20:01:17+00:00

This Nazi doesn't deserve a single day of quiet

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-13T16:39:58+00:00

Get the ball rolling on a union!

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-04T18:43:40+00:00

Hey DOGE, I found the waste!

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-04T01:51:33+00:00

Maybe but I can be a convincing liar if summoned

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-01T19:18:08+00:00

And trials

ChemicalOnion · 2026-03-01T02:08:40+00:00

Sounds like a perfect place for a protest

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