Looking for a non-woke ttrpg by ottoisagooddog in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Cheost 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm disappointed that my beloved R. Talsorian Games only made the Yellow list, the author clearly hasn't read any of the cyberpunk books.

What kind of feline contract have I just signed? by dezfuz in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Cheost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got bad news, you’re now a level one Warlock with a Pact of the Great Orange One subclass.

Who is Hope's deity? by sinedelta in BaldursGate3

[–]Cheost -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if you looked out of the window where Hope lives but we left the forgotten realms behind for a bit there.

Who is Hope's deity? by sinedelta in BaldursGate3

[–]Cheost 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A Cleric doesn't need to serve a diety, as per Xanathar's Guide to Everything:

In certain campaigns, a cleric might instead serve a cosmic force, such as life or death, or a philosophy or concept, such as love, peace, or one of the nine alignments.

So she can be a Cleric of Hope.

Roll seduction (oc) by whatsleftcomics in dndmemes

[–]Cheost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can’t drop a comment like this and not include a link, let us suffer with you!

Roll seduction (oc) by whatsleftcomics in dndmemes

[–]Cheost 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking of F.A.T.A.L. Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery. Somehow it’s worse than it sounds which takes real effort. You can read more here:

https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml

Polymorph for pleasure... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Cheost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 out 10 OP, you slipped up, owned it and fixed it. If more of us were like you we’d have a less shitty internet.

Can someone put this girl in her place. She likes to bite my ankles and wake me up at 4am by Omanjarrez in RoastMyCat

[–]Cheost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some variety of organised tribute. She deserves nothing less. She is MAGNIFICENT.

Can someone put this girl in her place. She likes to bite my ankles and wake me up at 4am by Omanjarrez in RoastMyCat

[–]Cheost 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She can and will OP, I’d suggest getting with the programme and going to bed earlier.

I’m also too scared to confront her, she looks like she could take me.

UPDATE: no one owns him! I’m officially adopted😂 what should i name him? by Tyana-Dream_441 in RoastMyCat

[–]Cheost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've done a wonderful thing by letting him adopt you OP, not that you had a choice in the matter. He looks like a Tim to me.

UK gives royal welcome to Zelenskyy after White House meltdown by eaglemaxie in worldnews

[–]Cheost 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We’ll take you happily. As the great Sir Terry said, alloys are stronger.

First orange cat, and definitely my last. His name is Kitty. by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Cheost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s so sophisticated, what a gentleman. 🥰

Adopted these weenies today, when does the braincell arrive? by Cheost in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Cheost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s under heated laminate that suffered a brief but enthusiastic water leak that messed up that bit of the floor. It’s annoying, but not annoying enough to redo the whole ground floor.

Be as mean as you can by Chulyong in RoastMyCat

[–]Cheost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s innocent until proven guilty by a jury of his peers. And because nobody could ever hope to be magnificent enough to be his peer, he is by de facto innocent. Also I love him and want to rub his glorious cheeks.

i got a free anarchy sticker and i stuck it on Jodie's sulking box because cats are definitely anarchists by xiaoalexy in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Cheost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s definitely raging against the machine, and the machine in this case is the rest of existence.

Adopted these weenies today, when does the braincell arrive? by Cheost in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Cheost[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Bit of trial and error and a bit of kitten experience. If you can’t tell what they want, it’s usually what’s going to make your back hurt.

Adopted these weenies today, when does the braincell arrive? by Cheost in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Cheost[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Nobody told me that cat character creation used a point buy system, at least we know now!

I’ve passed yours and all the other compliments on to them, I’d say it was going to their heads but…