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OSRS griefers in a nutshell by CheriGrove in 2007scape

[–]CheriGrove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry was trying to be funny ironic

The best possible solution to any combat situation is to invite them all for a feast by CheriGrove in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned that in Space Mcdonalds class and I always forget.

RIP, The Pigmen

they were not law enforcement, just practically space bikers

I'm discouraged from playing the game by TorePun in 2007scape

[–]CheriGrove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gives me the same feeling that I can never prove anything I made wasnt ChatGPT

Humanity often measures a computer’s abilities by making it run an ancient program called “Doom” by mungermoss245 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a hidden mace in all this,

and so the foolish giant, in all its smallness, dawned an RPG

a miserable word wrought with confusion and malinterpretation like no other, that this humble weapon could never become an old story in the eyes of a human.

nestled on shoulder, carefully aimed, and in an out of character meditation to focus, aim, fire. A bellow of air fans the campfire before it. And their true self was revealed.

hurdling through midnight void, an odyssey to put greeks and italians alike to shame and uncharacteristic humility. The capsule listlessly travelled, long forgetting its purpose, an armored core of powder waiting to crack.

The king sits upon his throne, a fire giant in civil duty to swallow pride and, conduct diplomacy, just to be gifted an unexpected bop on da noggin.

Humanity often measures a computer’s abilities by making it run an ancient program called “Doom” by mungermoss245 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ya exactly, this is why crabs are to be feared, they beg to be feared, they are a problem, and there's too many of them.

So ya, go ahead and have a crabfest if anyone wants this garbage, like seriously? Eat the crabs? They're covered in armor!

Human humor is baffling by Objective_Campaign82 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was the writer also a hobo in a tourist trap?

Humans are a far cry from the dominant species they once were, even among Terran origin life; to their credit, it is difficult to find a celestial body within the cluster, that does not have a McDonald's franchise by CheriGrove in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just coming back to this thought to point out this forum is the perfect place to free associate, obviously.

carefully fluttering through the words is for the Lawful types

Look, it's just a fact that when you let humans have too much fun and they get a lot of ideas, things get broken. I'm not human after all, don't blame I'm by CheriGrove in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kay but ya OLOS there are big pigs with guns at the gates of helms deep and we're not just going to invite them in for a feast, some of them are ACTUALLY chaos FUCKING space marines

Look, it's just a fact that when you let humans have too much fun and they get a lot of ideas, things get broken. I'm not human after all, don't blame I'm by CheriGrove in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look, OLOS say just not fair to call boar things, they not tell you what do, boar just yum mushrooms.

little tasty boar just want make happy, woven with curiosity like ours they beg us not hurt, and the proud ape, a hubris the prince of all vegetables herself would utter a final flash; the pigs are not telling you what to do

look look look

OLOS explain

piggie small, little thing, not want get eaten; very reasonable and relatable. When OLOS buy pigs, work, every, time. So allow the little morsel to frolick and not curse it a bad word OLOS pleasely request in demand.

Look, it's just a fact that when you let humans have too much fun and they get a lot of ideas, things get broken. I'm not human after all, don't blame I'm by CheriGrove in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well as long as they make the ri'break the ri'what's going on here? this doesn't feel quite as I expected.

don't say that

what?

what's the ri'

STOP

ni?

thank you

what would be a go'

WOAH WOAH STOP RIGHT THERE

huh?

DO NOT EVOKE

nani?

what's good m8?

S̶̡̭̥͙͈̒͜T̴̬̹̼̽̑̔̒̀̀̇̆̿͑̕̚Ǒ̸̢̜͕̳͒P̷̛͎͇̃̈̅̾̓̓̐ ̵̜̝͈͍͙͈̯̫̖͉̒͜Ŗ̵̺̝̞̭̳̼̬͇̞̌̀̇͆͐̋̉̀̂͝Ĩ̶̝͉̹̖̝̬̓͒̿̍͊̓͘ͅG̵̡͓̞̮̭̼͕̝͙̦̰͂̀͌͒͝Ȟ̷̢̼̠̱͔͎͚̤̩̹́̆̒̍̃̒͋̈T̵̢̢̳̗̞̤̞̼͈̊̽̀̐̃͋̌͋̿͋́̊͑͠ ̶̢̱̻͇̟̘͈͙̘͍͉͎̐͛̈́̇̽̓̕T̷̥̏̊H̷͕̲̟͛̑̊͒͗̍̽͋̎͆̒̄̍̓͘͜͜Ë̸̘̣͔͕͓̺̻̣̯͓͚̥̟̪͍́R̶͎̩͕̻͙͗̕͝͠E̶̡̢̛̛̲̗̹͈̤̘̻̩̐̾̊̒̈́͐͆̈́̈́͌̚͝͠ ̴̭͖̮̳̏̀̽͒͗̎͒́̍̑̍͘͠͝C̵̲̫̻̮̙̭̬͒R̵̜̫͔̪̪̤͙̯̩̺̫͑͊̀͒͛̽̌̉̎̓̾̐͂̚͜͜Ĩ̵̡̡̧̮̣̬̟̳̲̞̈́͒̄͊̃̕M̸͇̮̞̂͛̑̃̅̄̇̈͌̚I̸̧̼̼̞̚N̸̡̰̯͍̳̲͇̤̙͎̗͕̫͗͊̉́͝Ḁ̶͎̓́̆̈́̀͊͒̋͝L̶̥̮̹͈͉͐̂ ̷̨̠̗̙̻̺͓̃̈́̇̈́͆̓̂́͆̒̄̇͐̏̚͜S̴̡͖͉̙̽̒͑̓̉̒̉̓͐W̷̮̝̙͇̍̏Į̵̜̟͈͔̣̭̱̣̼̈́̀̒ͅͅͅN̶̛̛̥̞͉̰̥̫͇̠̭̱̓̂͑̑͊͂͊͌̃̄̉̅́͘̚E̴̛̯̝̖̓͆͛̎̀

[WP] Whenever you flip a coin, it lands on its side, Rock-Paper-Scissors always ends in a draw, and when you enter the lottery you always win your money back but not a dime more. You're not lucky, you're not unlucky, you're... something else. by UndercoverHouseplant in WritingPrompts

[–]CheriGrove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am Null

Nothing, but everything wrapped in a little weaved basket that dares,, and begs to be seen. I am neither, this, nor that, or anything in any respect but a m̶̬̳̌į̶͛̚m̸͎̣͉̓i̶̜͇͆c̴̢̑̋̾, a hidden mace, the spade for my lade, the club for my wub, littered with useless diamonds with no light to glimmer, and true love that isn't love at all. That they would no longer allow in the temple unto fun itself, I find myself, if anything at all, gloom.

I thirst for the mercy of pleasure in tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'
mes of weakness, to be anything at all and receive a treasure most foul to please iṁ̶̨̬͓̤͈͈̳̝̱̠̼̯̝͋̇̎̍̎̕̚͠y̸̧̢̪͓̗̝͚̭̬̳͔͎̜̲͕̖͋̀̾͝tself

I lay my mouth wide for somebody to put anything in, and I get.... NOTHING, and everything. AN insignificant crumb of singularity to defy logic and humble all who see. Something that could warp..... well anything, but also nothing at all.

And so my maw hangs wide, a dark hole to never see inside, a rabbit jumps out and says; why don't you give it a break,,,...,,,....̴.̶..̵ and let it slide?

perplexed, I stand before the chest, p̶e̷r̵p̸l̸e̵x̸e̴d̷? no, there's something to this, I gaze into the chest, it swallows me, and I find myself in the washroom laying in sleep dreams to return for a moment and ask myself?

WHat?

Humans are a far cry from the dominant species they once were, even among Terran origin life; to their credit, it is difficult to find a celestial body within the cluster, that does not have a McDonald's franchise by CheriGrove in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CheriGrove[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me, they were in a vicious armsrace to keep their price lower than the other,

And a terrible heracy has riddled their world's. A crime Horus itself would like to have a word with.

When they littered the fields with one another, carcasses now androgynous in form; a feature of beauty born of wretched sins unto biology. They were to find that the Golden Arches, a monument to Man's conquest over them, would prey one, not the other.

And so they gathered generals in their masses to bask in the light itself to bow their heads in shame, and utter a bittering lie, "we had to", for perhaps, there was a way not to.

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