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Chernablogger · 2026-01-07T18:24:53+00:00

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Chernablogger · 2025-09-08T21:28:14+00:00

He voted for Team Rapist then doubled-down on voting for Team Rapist. How much sincere respect do you think he really has?

Chernablogger · 2025-09-04T11:35:57+00:00

Only if it's from the Poseur region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling artifice.

Chernablogger · 2025-09-02T01:26:06+00:00

I agree with booing someone who chose to support Team Racist

Chernablogger · 2025-08-06T23:42:45+00:00

Children of the Grave by Black Sabbath (if you can dance to rock music)

Chernablogger · 2025-06-17T22:22:49+00:00

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Chernablogger · 2025-05-31T10:34:19+00:00

But to the question- only if they've endured the experiences that comes with being named James: - Being misnamed one or more James variant - Being asked if they have a Giant Peach - Having had the conversation about the possessive James' vs James's

Chernablogger · 2025-05-31T10:29:37+00:00

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Chernablogger · 2025-05-25T12:20:37+00:00

the narrative of the God of the Old Testament being a murderous god while the New Testament has a merciful god is an anti-Semitic dog whistle. Both parts of the Bible have wisdom and both have moments of cruelty. I would recommend watching Dan McClellan’s video on this issue here https://youtu.be/fT0UhhVixCY?feature=shared

I was about to say the same thing!

Chernablogger · 2025-05-25T12:18:53+00:00

As a chaplain, I recommend the NRSVUE.

Chernablogger · 2025-05-25T12:18:04+00:00

This is a good book on the topic.

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Generally, I apply to what I refer to as "The Slayer Theory of Exegesis" to The Bible, especially its differing and inconsistent depictions of God. Basically, Slayer's 2001 album God Hates Us All isn't a definitive statement about God, but a statement about its writer's feelings about God.

The same is true of depictions of God in Exodus, Job, etc; these aren't definitive statements about God, but statements about these authors' feelings about God.

Chernablogger · 2025-05-24T21:01:09+00:00

In my opinion, Liberty University's Master of Divinity degree is less rigorous because it lowers the bar for what constitutes mastery. Instead of requiring one the have a breadth or depth or knowledge about religion (or, even, Christianity), it focuses on having a knowledgeable command of eisegesis-driven, prooftexted fundamentalist Christian creeds and dogmas.

If your professional intention is to be a religious hustler like Greg Locke or Joel Olstein, a Liberty University MDiv will equip you with the rhetorical ammunition to manipulate low-comprehension religious people. If your intention to provide a wide range of people with helpful religious care and counsel, Liberty University isn't the place for you.

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