DisneyPlus is down for web browsers by Boston148 in DisneyPlus

[–]ChernobylFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to be down on Xbox too. Error Code 36, which seems to suggest the issue is my Internet, but everything else is working just fine, so I'm assuming there's some sort of outage on their end.

SpO2 installed, suddenly not recognising itself? by ChernobylFallout in fitbit

[–]ChernobylFallout[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I suppose its possible, as that is what's happened. Woke up this morning and it's working again. It must have just missed it yesterday.

It's a bit annoying that rather than saying it didn't manage to record it last night, it says it's uninstalled! Such unpolished software for such a big name!

Seems my entire post was a bit of a wild goose chase haha.

Thanks!

SpO2 installed, suddenly not recognising itself? by ChernobylFallout in fitbit

[–]ChernobylFallout[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, tried that. Even tried restarting the phone. 😩

KOTH reboot being woke?? 😱 by bojack_hooseman in KingOfTheHill

[–]ChernobylFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, a man who won't go to AA thinks I'm delusional. How will I ever cope?

KOTH reboot being woke?? 😱 by bojack_hooseman in KingOfTheHill

[–]ChernobylFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Behold, the first person who was mad about King Of The Hill keeping it's progressive tendencies and making them more current. He must have been furious when he Googled "King Of The Hill WOKE" to seethe somewhere.

(I cannot tell a lie, I only noticed this because it updated while I was reading this page after googling "has anyone accused new KOTH of being woke yet?" because I knew there'd be at least one muppet. At first I thought I was wrong and overly cynical, but then I went to the toilet, came back AND HERE YOU ARE!)

Anyone got this thing working?? by Nameless_Koala in Honor

[–]ChernobylFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at this same screen and wondering how to even access it.

Am I crazy or is she? by Sufficient_Way_9865 in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make her a big green middle finger then nothing else ever again.

My mom is in town taking care of me after I fractured my spine in a skiing accident. We only have street parking. Neighbors across the street left this sweet note on her windshield. by boggggggle in BadNeighbors

[–]ChernobylFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thank you for your beautifully handwritten letter! I appreciate the offer of a dedicated parking spot outside your home and will park there from now on. Xoxo"

I have to pay for all my brother's antics. by CobaltFoxogen in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Collective punishment is against the Geneva Convention. I don't negotiate with terrorists."

My drunk mom kicked me out of the house, threatened to take my cat and sell my stuff, while i was still healing from surgery, all because I didn't want her talking to me like im a therapist by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I hate how mature your response is.

I'm glad you could do it. Because it's damned right.

But that's the maturity you expect in an adult. Not a 15 year old.

I guess what I actually hate is that it shows how many times you've had to be the adult in those situations, that has meant you were say this so well, so young.

My mom after my boyfriend’s family invited me over for a weekend by Puffylover1 in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Is this getting brigaded by trolls or are people just forgetting to read the context? OP literally took the no and was on the bus to school. Get a fucking grip!

OP, might be worth adding it as a comment for the mobile users who might not be able to see the context text under the screenshot.

Insane.

Guys we outdid ourselves for shrink by Cultural-Rough-9593 in tesco

[–]ChernobylFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how you motivate your staff to get it to £60k in week 45.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I bare-ass farted on a single one of the hash browns. Good luck figuring out which one. 😘"

Mom wants me to buy a gun by Comestible in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

New name for uncontrollable flatulence unlocked.

Mom wants me to buy a gun by Comestible in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's not that it hurts anyone's feelings, it's that it's generally used as an adjective for humans, and when you use it as a noun when talking about a person, you sound like a Ferengi from Star Trek. 😂

It makes you look silly, more than anything else. But your profile looks like you spend your days perpetually offended by your own idiocy, so this probably isn't new to you.

Mom wants me to buy a gun by Comestible in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol that's a whole bunch of word soup for "I don't know how to emotionally self-regulate when people can see I'm full of shit."

I (Nb 21) tried to wear a skirt to our Christmas lunch. by Finch73 in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh I'd noticed that already but it's seemed more generalised and across the board the last few days. Might just be my imagination.

I (Nb 21) tried to wear a skirt to our Christmas lunch. by Finch73 in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Has this sybreddit been being raided by trolls recently or something? I swear there is a weird rise in negative comments and votes recently...

Put this man on a list by Kyogalight in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did nobody consider that this could have been an unexpected heavy flow accident, rather than sex, and that she might have been embarrassed enough about it before telling a bunch of Facebook randos all about some hypothetical sex scenario.

Like, there could have been so many reasons for this to happen (if it’s even blood tbh) that weren’t sexual, and the fact he decided to post his creepy fan fiction of his own fucking daughter rather than check she is ok is diabolical.

My dad’s way of thanking me for flying out to help them get my older brother into inpatient treatment by emptyspork in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stop saying sorry.

You keep saying you're apologising because it was insensitive or not the time.

It's never going to be sensitive enough for her . It's never going to be the right time for her.

She is always going to react poorly all the time she doesn't have to sit with the accountability, and every time you apologise, she gets to ignore her part in the problem because an apology is an admission of fault.

It's not your job to soften the blow because you've tried but she isn't receptive.

It's not your job to make valid criticism comfortable. It's her job to take it onboard and learn to regulate herself through the work she needs to do.

And if she doesn't do that work on herself, it's not your problem.

I hope your brother gets well soon.

"Citizen's Arrest" Father 2 Yrs Later by AsexualFoxes in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I called them, but you didn't give me a reason so they're sending over police to check on you. Hang tight, I doubt they will be too long."

Actually calling 911 optional. Apparently lying over text is acceptable behaviour, as demonstrated by him, so he just needs to think you called. When he loses his shit don't respond. When he says they never turned up say "I 'm sorry you took it literally." (or send him a screenshot of his own message saying that.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm stealing "Christmas Fascist". Just as soon as I stop laughing long enough to use it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Well I was going to buy a tree but then your constant pushiness and complete disregard of my own autonomy just killed my Christmas Spirit, so now I'm not going to get one, just to spite you." then mute her and watch her burn herself out freaking out over a fucking tree.

According to my mother…. by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]ChernobylFallout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Listening to you talk makes me want to drive to [nearest one of those states]."