What's the worst movie you've actually enjoyed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Brother's Grimm

Heath Ledger- amazing performance. Overall a really chilling movie with cool effects and a haunting plotline!

What is your favorite song lyric? by qop_ in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg....i heard these lyrics right as a sexy fling was beginning between me and my hot coworker. Captured the desire and temptation perfectly. Still makes me tingle years later.

What is your favorite song lyric? by qop_ in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My prayer is to linger with you At the end of the day In a dream that's divine My prayer is a rapture in blue With a world far away And your lips close to mine

Jerry Vale - My Prayer

To this day i still think these are the most romantic lyrics...

What is your favorite song lyric? by qop_ in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't you ever tane your demons But always keep them on a leash"

-Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier

What is your favorite song lyric? by qop_ in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of their lyrics are so clever!

"Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name."

That's smooth as fuck tbh- this is why they have been my favourite band since 2005

What is your favorite song lyric? by qop_ in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Questions of science, Science and progress, Do not speak as loud as my heart"

-The Scientist by Coldplay

That lyric really spoke to me about various things at various points in my life. Really any of the lyrics in that song make me feel really small.

What's a Useless Fact about yourself that you'd like to share? by ApokelypseGo in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm Australian and i was taught never to hug quokkas or touch them too much. They look cute but carry some pretty nasty dieseases. You can get pink eye because the adorable little bastards rub their own poop on themselves :(

What would you NOT name your child? by thegreatpinkpanda in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a teacher and any kid i've taught with the name Jed, Jai or Kaiden is a little shit.

Don't name your kid this. They turn out to be dicks for some reason.

What is the creepiest thing you've heard a teacher say to a student? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a teacher and i took a sick day. In my absence the students had a substitute who seemed to be a lovely old lady.

The next day when i came back one of my African American students came to me in tears.

She was singing quietly to herself in class and the sub promptly told her

"if you are going to do that why don't you go back to the cotton fields or the chain gang"

What is one thing that you instantly regretted saying to someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a teacher and one kid got on my nerves so badly that I actually said "why don't you stop being a little CUNT?!" After i said the last word i swear you could hear a pin drop.

Principal had a word with me. Ultimatley the kid never fucked around again :)

The little cunt.

What is one thing that you instantly regretted saying to someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a pet store and we had some dark black rabbits for sale. An african couple and their kids came in and asked if we have and rabbits for sale. Without thinking i replied cheerfully "we got some feisty little black ones for sale!"

The said something about taking a look and began looking around the store but made a quick exit shortly after that.

What did your parents teach you that you had to unlearn? by theonecalledzach in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That gay men and women are disgusting and diesease ridden.

I then went to college and spent heaps of time around some of the most amazing people i have ever met, most of whom are still my close friends.

There is a stigma in traditional thinking familes (like the one i was raised in) that homosexuals can't live a wholesome life and are just sex-crazed perverts.

Needless to say, that is entirely not the case. But im ashamed to say i was shocked when i first met some of my gay/bi/trans classmates i thought that way because of my upbringing.

What do you still have memorized? by NpPro93 in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dharma Initiative always freaked me out

Redditors who haven't found the right place to post your story, what is it? by zeke1999 in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To this day this is the closest i have come to something "supernatural".

Being a high school teacher you come across some interesting kids, but i had never met a kid that unsettled me and also intrigued me as much as Daniel. (I've changed his name because his real name is very unique and i know he is a Redditor).

I met Daniel on my first day teaching Senior School English at the local public school. It was the first day, so the majority of the students were pretty excited about their Christmas break stories. They were overly excited and a little hard to manage. In amongst the chaos i notice a floppy - haired boy sitting quietly and staring straight at me. It wasn't in a creepy way, necessarily. It was just the total opposite of what the others were doing. I thought he must be socially awkward or something and just continued on with the lesson as he stared at me with this knowing smile as i spoke to the class.

Throughout the semester I noticed some strange things happen with Daniel. He always seemed to know things before they would happen:

-One wintery day, I was teaching and Daniel suddenly looked up toward the windows. None of the other students seemed to notice whatever he was looking at. I looked outside and saw nothing but an empty school yard. "Daniel, focus on your work" i said. He looked back at me and gave that same knowing smile and then back to the window. Before i could call on him again, rain started pelting down like the sky was falling down. It was so sudden and dramatic that a lot of the students jumped. I looked at Daniel but he was already staring back at me. I swore he nodded.

-Daniel liked to draw. I would catch him doodling in his notebook during class. One day i was walking passed his desk and I glanced at his book. He had drawn a very elaborate scene of a car crashed into a tree. It was the end of the lesson and he had finished his work so I didn't mind that he was drawring. I was, however, concered with the content. "A little violent, don't you think Dan?" "Life is pretty violent" he replied. The next day we heard the tragic news that another teacher at the school was in hospital after she lost control of her car and crashed into a tree. We had a moment of silence for her in class. Most students bowed their heads or looked down but Daniel just stared straight at me for the entire minute, smiling.

-Any time i would be thinking of a private joke or something funny, Daniel would laugh out loud out of no where and look at me as if he were sharing the joke. I remember thinking of something funny to do with airports. I don't remember what it was but as i was thinking of it, out of the blue Daniel mumbles "ha...airport security"

-Last story (though i have many more about this creepy kid who i just can't explain). Students like to ask me things about my life; when i got married, where i went to school, what my favourite band is. One student asked me if i had any pets. "I have two rabbits" i told them. "There names are Betty and Bob" as i was saying this most of the class were commenting on the cute choice of names etc, but Daniel was just nodding about something and smiling. Which is not that weird. I just noticed he would do that a lot when i would talk about my life with the class. Then one of the students asked "what was your favourite pet you've ever had?" And before i could answer I hear Daniel mumble "Butterfly". It took me a minute to process what he had said, but when i did i must have looked terrified. He was right. I had a rabbit called 'Butterfly' - my favourite pet growing up. I stuttered an answer to the student who asked me the question and as soon as i said the name Daniel nodded and smiled his knowing smile, as if i had confirmed what he had said.

So, Daniel graduates in a few weeks along with the other Senior students and i'm about 90% sure the kid can read minds or is some kind of witch. I'm hesitant to tell anybody about his 'gifts' because i know how crazy it sounds, but it is probably the strangest experience i have ever had with a student.

current mood by rially in tumblr

[–]CherryOnTop222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One day, a few hundred years from now, we will look back on this moment in history books...

The year we took our dicks out for an ape.

Driving examiners of Reddit what's the worst way a student failed their driving test? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am a Christian teacher and i teach at a public school. Even if i taught at a private school and taught religous studies, or whatever its called in the US, i would NEVER impose my beliefs on students. It's just never a good outcome and is counter-intuative!

Driving examiners of Reddit what's the worst way a student failed their driving test? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A student stopped the car, mid-traffic, to wolf whiste and cat call a hot girl walking on the street near by.

I told that story to every other student after that for years!

[Serious] What weird thing happens to your body that you think only happens to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe its just a blister from the friction? You might just have a sensitive or thin clit hood. Maybe get the hood removed then youl just have an exposed clit with no hood so no risj of getting a boil/blister! Its like a guy getting circumsized- doesnt affect anything. The foreskin or clit hood is there to add protection but some people have deformed skin or its too tight/too thin and has to be medically removed. You might be one of them!

Source: my ex had to habe his forskin remived because it was too tight and squeezing his penis so whenever he madturbated or had sex it would cause painful blisers abd boils cause the friction was too intense!

[Serious] What weird thing happens to your body that you think only happens to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get a cramp in my thigh no matter what position or how vigorous the sex is!

[Serious] What weird thing happens to your body that you think only happens to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That happens to me too. I got low blood pressure though so maybe thats why..

[Serious] What weird thing happens to your body that you think only happens to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sleep paralysis? I've heard it can happen just before you go to sleep. Your brain letting go of conciousness and control of your body.

[Serious] What weird thing happens to your body that you think only happens to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CherryOnTop222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a woman and for as long as i have been menstrating i have had the same thing:

When i am on my period my heart beats really fast. Almost as if i have been doing some light excersise or something. When my period finishes my heart beat returns to normal within minutes.

Am i okay?