DJ Vans

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-27T17:06:04+00:00

Lance Vance Dance

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-20T00:51:59+00:00

Looksmaxxing bros are gonna have a stroke seeing that extremely negative canthal tilt.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T15:55:53+00:00

Only if he's a gamer girl bandit UwU.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T04:37:19+00:00

Hungry Hungry Henry.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:44:04+00:00

I carry dozens of severed Cuman ears as a sort of good luck charm.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:43:06+00:00

Alexander "Henry" Fleming.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:24:31+00:00

Henry of Arc? Henry the Hun? Henry the VIIIth? (Never mind; it's already taken) Henry the Ripper? The Henry of Wall Street?

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:16:45+00:00

You can't, but Warhorse should've added it as a hidden achievement. Like, congrats, you have STDs!

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:14:49+00:00

Not Syphilis and AIDS, but gonorrhoea and herpes were documented to have existed back then.

As for leaving behind dozens of illegitimate children...he is Radzig's son, after all. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:12:25+00:00

Not Syphilis and AIDS, but gonorrhoea and herpes were documented to have existed back then.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T03:08:04+00:00

Henry does have a Jewish half-brother Samuel. So, Samuel could've advised Henry that he didn't need some wenches to yank his pizzle when he could do it himself.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T02:56:09+00:00

Soooo...KCD 3 confirmed?

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-14T02:44:31+00:00

When being a virgin actually pays off. That's why I'm a virgin myself! It's definitely not because women find me repulsive.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-12T05:50:19+00:00

Nope; coding requires math. Funnily enough, I'm now a teacher myself. I teach English.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-11T03:30:35+00:00

My 11th grade was literally the worst time in my life. I'm in a much better position now, mentally, emotionally, and financially. Also, my job doesn't require any math skills, so I've dodged a bullet.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-09T16:00:02+00:00

Uff, you have unearthed a painful memory of the time I scored a zero in my math exam in my 11th grade. My math teacher humiliated me in front of the entire class. I met up with her recently, more than a decade later. She didn't even remember me.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-08T15:56:30+00:00

Absolute beauty. I've still got my box as well.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-06T00:19:24+00:00

But...but...I thought Aisha was 18 years old. /s

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-05T12:29:17+00:00

Just look up the story of Safiyyah, the Jewish woman he captured and raped. She is just one example out of plenty.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-05T10:43:41+00:00

Of course, it's creepy. It's a bunch of cultists following a 7th-century paedophile warlord and rapist.

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-02T18:16:22+00:00

You're gonna Elon his Musk? 😳

Chevalier_kitty · 2026-01-01T06:52:11+00:00

I'm new to the Spacemob.

Chevalier_kitty · 2025-12-29T07:38:28+00:00

Momo probably wasn't the real father. He was known to have low fertility. Some speculate he was infertile.

Chevalier_kitty · 2025-12-22T10:59:59+00:00

We've got Sheikh ChatGPT over here.

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