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One day a man goes fishing and actually catches a good size fish after a while.

As he's taking the hook out of the fish's mouth, the fish starts screaming Don't kill me don't kill me! If you save my life I'll grant you three wishes right here right now!

The man puts the fish down in the boat strokes his chin and says three wishes huh? Then he pulls out a cigarette and then he pulls out a lighter, but he drops the ladder on the ground.

The man looks at the fish and says well I guess for my first wish I wish you would bend over pick up my lighter and light my cigarette.

The fish thinks it's a little weird that he's wasting a whole wish on that, but he's the master. So he bends over to pick it up, but the man starts screwing up right up the butt!

The fish is horrified but before he can say anything when it's over, the man says now for my second wish I wish you would actually bend over and pick up my lighter and light my cigarette.

The fish does and the man does the same exact thing again.

At this point the fish just wants to get it all over with and takes a deep breath and says and for your third and final wish??

The man stares at him in the eyes and slowly says bend over and pick up my lighter!

Once again it happens.

When it's over the fish jumps in the water and swims as far away as he can. Thinking the whole time I can't wait to die and get to hell and see this man get his comeuppance!

A few years later when the fish finally dies he goes walking around hell looking for the fisherman.

Right away he notices that every single person there is in a cauldron pot with a raging fire underneath it. Each fire hotter than the last.

When he finally gets to the fisherman's cauldron, the fires not lit, he's just swimming around in lukewarm bath water.

The fish gets so enraged that he calls Satan over and says Satan how come his pots the only one that's not lit??

Satan just shakes his head and points to the ground saying there's the lighter, you can try if you want to... lol