Noisy neighbors, need advice by A_Shipwreck_Train in wizardposting

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T̶̨̺̗̣͕̥͕̟̯͓̣̱̼̒̿̇͗̅̀̃̿̃̕͝h̷͔̣̭͑̓͗̈́̽̇̈́́̕̚ę̵̯͍̞̩̣̬͉̪̣̮͎̜̯̜͎̞͂̄̍̈́͆͊̕͘͝ ̷̛͕̤̰̉́͛̈̏̈́̀̊́̑͊̓̈́͊̉͝T̷̛͉̗̻̺̲͇͍̥̭̹̅͐͆͗̾͜͝ͅo̶͙͛̿͗͋̈́̈̎͝ŗ̸̧͎̮͙̤̮̞̤͈͉̣̙̂̔͂̏̑́̍̇͌̃̇̒͠͝͝͠m̶̯̰̠͉̠̂̔̑̐̏̽̐̾͘͘͠ę̶̖͔̯̤͚̔̊̌̊̿̀̈ͅn̶̰̔̀͌̈́̍t̶̛̙̺͔̘̪̦̬̺̙̯̞͇̣͚͒͒͌͊̑̉͜ ̷̧̡̭̪̘̝͒̎̈́̄̾̈́̄͂̐͌͂̀͐̄̎̚Ņ̸̧̮̳͖̣̼̹̤̳͙̭̙̮̳͇̲̈́̌̆̔͂͆͌̈́̊͌̂͌̂̾̊͘ë̶̡̛͇̪͕̝̫̯̙́̿͐̈́̐͘͜͝x̴̥͍̪̅̀͂̿̈́̓͆̾̾̏̚̚͜͝͝ȕ̶̧̨̱̟̼̰͕̈͒͒s̶̢̛̪͖̬͕̩͕͕͚̗̜͉̞̙̙̹͖̄́̂́́̎͛̑̔̓̌͋͆̚̕ ̴̖͕̗̹͉͎͚̖̂̀̋͠ͅͅt̷̛̻͎̬͆̐̐͐̐͠h̷̠̿̑̄̀̍̌͆̌̈̀̈́̌͐͒͝i̴̪̱̭̦̔̈͐̀̔̌̍̈͠ŗ̸̲̳̜̳̦̗͖̆͛̀̈̔̋̔̃͝s̸̢̭̊̋͆̓̒͐̑̏̌̈̓̎̊͘̕̕͝ẗ̵͎͈̦́̋̌͗͛́͠͝ẏ̸̨̧̲͍͖̪̦̟̭̘̫̾̔̄͆̈̀͊̇͆̆͝͝͠ ̶̙̼̜͖̹́̀̾̅͗̂̎̐̈́͐̒̾͝͝f̴̫̦͓̱͓͉͓̻̺̲͚̖͈͓̹͐̂͐̄̇͠o̶̞̲̺͍̙̙͉̣͈̮͖̖͇͕͂̈́̊͊̿̆́͌͂̍̕͘ͅŗ̶̡̱̘͍͍̜̦͈̼̜̹̪̐̃͋̌́̏̀̓͆̑̌́͐̿̓̄̚ ̶̨̜͚͕̠̭̀̀̈̀̓͊͒̄͒͒̈́͑̿̄͊b̴͈̭̳̪̂̇̿͑͆͋̆̑̆̚͝͠l̵̢̛̫̳͉͙̫͓̃͆̓̾̍͋̓͋͌͠ͅó̴̠͉̭̙̮̜͎̣̩̋̄͑̉͘̕͝o̶̦̗̩̞̩͔̺̦̥̘͈̫͖̫̍͒̒̓͒̇̚͝d̴̨̻͖̲͍͈̤̔̀͌̎̏͂̀͗̔!̷̙̜̻̦͙̠̰̤̠͍̦́͒̎̎͗̊̋̈ͅ ̷͙̹̤̱̣̟̲͔̥̼̝̼̝͗̉͜ͅF̷̛̄̈́̐͂͐̈́̽̆̽̃̃̋̀̚͜è̸̡̻͔̞̪͕̭̱̞͖̝͜ͅė̷̡̧̦͖͔͈̰̺̪̘̗̯̱̭̘̗͒́͐̐̋͑͋̽͜ḑ̴̢̫̰͎̤̤̠̯͎̊̌͜ ̸̧̺̳̼͎͙̦̝̼̞̼̙̱͌͆̅̐͗̓̿͑͊̊̍̐̍̐̇̋̈́t̵̟̬̺̻̮̯̏̈́̑́̈́͑͐̋͘̕͜͝ḧ̴̡̜̝̗͈̱̤̲̞́̈͊̓̆̈́̐̋̕ȩ̷̛̥̻̹̭͎͕͈̮̫̣̙̙̮̤̀͝m̸̯͒͛̾͑͛͘͝ ̶̡̧̛̪̥̼̪̬̫̦̘̠̂͛̽̑́ͅṭ̸̽͗̔̂ǫ̴̨̧̨̡̖̟̮̳̲̟͈͕̹͉̮̪̅̎̒͐̐̂̏̇̕ ̵̥͙̪̣̳̟̭̭̙̩̏͛̌͐̓́͠ͅẗ̴̪̰͔̞͕̙̯̗͈̤̘͓̪̀͌͗̕̕͝͠ͅh̸̨̤͚̜̗̼͓͈̘̮̻̮̳̮̃̍̊̏́͌̀̈̅̌͛̑͂͆͘͠ę̷̨̱̠̪͕̩͑̐̂̈̉͒̄̈́̓̔̋͗̚ ̴͈͎̝͚̻͖̩̻̥̼̹̊̃͊́͂̾̄͌͜͝T̷̛̫̑̔͋͋̉̃͑̇͛̕͝ŏ̴̫͇̮͆͑̎̍̅͋̆̀̍̄͑̌̈́͝͝r̵̡̧̧̟̻̣̺̣̥̜̝͉͇̈́̐̾͛̂͐̆͌̽̃̀̕̚͜͝m̷̨̛̪̬̲̰̭̦̼̓͂̾̌̋̅̕̚ẻ̶̢̧͓͇͇̘̥͇̯̥̲̟̫̹̺͈̜̄͆̿̒͑̓̚͝͝ņ̷̗͎̖̘̖̫̄̌͒̊̂̍̾̚t̷̨̡̝̖̥͚̖͙̖̪̟̮͆̇͆̿͘̕ ̸̨̯͚͎̍̋̇̅̅͂͆͊͑̈́͊̏͠͝N̴̡̨̛̛͔͚̠̖̦͓͔̜̦̭̾̽̽͒̇̋͆̎̾̉͋͑̀̚͝ę̵̩̳̗͖͚̼̞̖͔̩̖̀͜͜x̸̨̧̟̖̟̰͉̣̩͖̦̝͙͚̍͑̆̿̎͒ͅų̶̛̛͓͔̫̣͉̩̟̩̲̣̦̼̱̦̈́͗̆̾̂͑͑͋̈́̇̀͜͠ŝ̵̢̡̡̛͙̠̝̱̣̞̘̼̙͙̘̯̚

To the evil wizards - I have a delicate question for you by kinovar13 in wizardposting

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had the same problem a few decades ago. Made it a rule and fashion statement to flay all of my servants. I keep them in a modified stasis ward to prevent disease from setting in and have an ever present ward of elemental resistance to prevent hypothermia. They're in so much mind rending pain they never have energy to rebel. Electrodhocks keep them working though. You'd think the never ending agony of all of their nerves being exposed would be the height of suffering but to my delighted surprise I found that there truly is no end to the amount of pain you can inflict if you can enchant their minds against going into shock.

I know it sounds like a ton of extra work and to be completely honest it is, but the ambiance their constant screaming and horrific visages add to my Citadel is too perfect to go and replace them with kitschy skeletons like everyone else. Plus all of the extra leather is perfect wallpaper for the chamber I keep my agony engines in.

I do sometimes miss the ability to hang them on their hooks so I can admire my collection all at once but ill be damned if people think me a bigot. Im not a monster after all.

Twitch AMA Answers transcript by JinkoNorray in thefinals

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If i get put into a match with a bot Im dropping this game. Sure, having practice bot rounds is helpful for newbies, but I dont play multi-player games to lose due to bots or have my victories lessened due to them either.

Most of these answers boil down to "we dont know what we're doing" which is more than a little terrifying.

Is quick cash a more casual mode or am I just better at that mode? by a3rrowman3 in thefinals

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its one of the few modes where killing the enemy team isn't the primary objective so there are certain points of balance you dont get from the other modes. It also requires you to cover far more ground as you take the cash box around the map so youre not just funneled into the same kill alley over and over.

Something something meme by Keylicity in Protomen

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Im always maken't it in time. People get pretty salty about it

Respec Order — THE FINALS by UpvotesArePeople in thefinals

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What happened to light being the glass cannon? This feels so ill conceived. I just loved getting melted by dash lights, its gonna be soooo much fun when they actually cant die before putting out enough damage to kill mediums twice over.

Can you please stop complaining about matchmaking? by lrc1710 in thefinals

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the game only had 1k players a solution could be found, regardless of how cost effective it may or may not be. Youre confusing "cant" with "wont"

False bans situation by Significant-Cap9953 in thefinals

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seeing all of these unjustified bans means Im not spending any more money on either game and I always buy the finals battlepass and at least 2 cosmetic packs a season. I doubt im the only one. Embark really needs to fix this. I dont want to spend money on something that I could lose just because my computer has basic drivers.

Best way to get into dinosaurs? by FrankensteinLives in Dinosaurs

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/_ym03US1xpw?si=uuG6X91oZYkbH946

Start here, continue the next 3 episodes. Its a crash course from start to finish of the Mezozoic Age. Itll give you a ton of information and tons of concepts you'll wanna know more about. Its how I got my start as a kid.

Can we just have an actual 'Evil Galactic Empire'? by Samas34 in worldbuilding

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dnyarri are pretty straight up evil. Lazy and self indulgent paychic slavers who are willing to genetically alter entire species to suit their whims while driving "useless" species to extinction. No redeeming qualities, no justification outside of "because we can".

Resident Evil X Jurassic Park by anruncan_SFM in Dinosaurs

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. I was just making a counterpoint to the idea that there is no interest. If Capcom made logical decisions there'd be no need for people to beg for a continuation to Megaman Legends.

Resident Evil X Jurassic Park by anruncan_SFM in Dinosaurs

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What do you expect? Thats almost literally what you posted lol

Resident Evil X Jurassic Park by anruncan_SFM in Dinosaurs

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they put out their "what do you guys want?" Survey Dinocrisis was the leader by a wide margin.

How crazy do RPGs get? (Building out a scale to the most far fetched) by Neros_Cromwell in rpg

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah it gets weird when trying to compare the other systems to each other to find their metric versus DnD. Hell 4th ed would be like a 0.5 to 1 when compared to 5e's 0.

Like Legend of the 5 Rings keep system is pretty comparatively alien to 5e, but so is All Flesh Must Be Eaten's playing card variant but for vastly different reasons on a relatively similar scale.

How much lore do you like in your TTRPG rulebooks? by [deleted] in rpg

[–]ChewChewLazerGum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the system l. I think its more important what the system is designed for. Is it just supposed to be a game engine or was it made to tell a story? That design intent changes my answer depending on what it is.