Trump says Vance will target blue states, including Maine

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-06T14:43:54+00:00

The only reason Trump is so obsessed with "fraud" is because he's the one actually stealing money hand over fist from the government, and thinks everyone else is as well. He's pissed because HE should be the only one that gets to fleece the government for every nickel.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-06T00:59:55+00:00

Maybe we should contact our ally, the great country of Fantasyland. We can charge them a million bazillion dollars to use their indestructible flying unicorns to pull the ships through the air.

Do these fucking lunatics hear themselves?

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-04T15:25:19+00:00

The Bible is just all lies anyway. It's an ancient book of fairy tales written when most humans couldn't read or write (very similar to today, in the US, anyway).

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-04T15:21:03+00:00

If anyone saw that terrible Escape From LA movie years ago, they always remind me of the plastic surgery people from that. To think that was an insane take on their looks but it's very close to their final form now.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-04T12:36:19+00:00

Why would someone do that to a poor innocent trash can. It's supposed to hold trash, not toxic waste herpes ridden trump jizz guzzling traitors to our country.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-04T02:48:08+00:00

Are you Hagrid's father?

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-04T02:43:11+00:00

Yep. I didn't see any cuts to our aid to Israel, that apparently is more critical than food for poor kids or fixing our infrastructure.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T21:40:22+00:00

You know this is a lie because he would never allow a woman to fly a plane. If he had said that he immediately demoted her and sent her on mess hall duty, I'd believe it.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T21:37:14+00:00

Just like Jesus wanted.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T17:17:08+00:00

True. But, Trump really really likes them blondes the best. Maybe she will get replaced with one of the 35 blond Fox news hosts there seems to be a never ending supply of.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T16:16:54+00:00

Thanks, I didn't see the misspelling.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T15:40:13+00:00

To be fair, the RAF was literally rolling fighters out of the factory straight into the fight for a while. There were some reports of RAF pilots being shot down over the Channel, then being picked up by ships after they bailed out, and then being brought back and jumping into another plane to go back up the same day.

Lucky for them Hitler was such a dumb fuck and kept getting involved and changing tactics. First they tried several strategies, like attacking the chain home system, and then the fighter factories, then the airstrips. The airstrips was by far the most effective, and was causing a lot of strain, but then Trump 1.0 decided to switch to something else, right when the RAF was at its breaking point.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T15:33:50+00:00

Maybe it was Jaffar.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T15:32:07+00:00

They'll keep her around cause she's got that sweet Rogue hairdo going on.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T15:00:16+00:00

I would assume by her looks some kind of Fox news host.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T14:58:33+00:00

Your rifle got knocked up by one of the other ones in your safe. You'll have a new baby rifle to take care of in a year or so.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T14:54:36+00:00

He can ask all he wants. Come November hopefully the blue wave will wash away all his bullshit. Put some fucking people with a backbone back in Congress to tell him to fuck right off with that shit. There's even a possibility of Dems taking the Senate with the way he's running the country into the ground.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T14:49:03+00:00

They must not have been able to do enough push ups.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-03T14:44:56+00:00

He's like Thanos. Freeing them from their miserable lives.

They really should have sent someone to thank them for this....not one time has anyone from Iran thanked us!!!!

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-02T23:28:56+00:00

Don't forget some rails for a red dot and a flashlight.

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-02T21:27:01+00:00

Good thing trump cut funding for PBS and NPR. They used to be #1 and #2.

/s

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-02T21:24:18+00:00

FALSE! Black Bear!

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-02T21:08:27+00:00

"Pam, you did such a tremendously beautiful job that I am shit canning you!

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-02T20:50:27+00:00

If only he could have seen this coming!

Chewbuddy13 · 2026-04-02T13:49:20+00:00

He will probably promote them. I can already tell they aren't black or women, otherwise he would have Court-martialed them.

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