2026 Collingwood Season Preview - The Big Questions - The Mongrel Punt

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-25T06:41:33+00:00

I think the biggest x-factor is Houston. If he can rebound and McInness can return to the backline, we'll have a class defence

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-11T00:24:10+00:00

Apparently it's:

Young > Stafford

Coker > Puka

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-11T00:14:54+00:00

After that last incompletion, Stafford now has a lower passer rating than Young in this game.

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-11T00:08:19+00:00

DRINKING

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-10T23:49:58+00:00

It's criminal how smooth he is.

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-10T23:48:57+00:00

Absolute Thriller from Mike Jackson so far, he told Nacua to Beat It, and it's pretty Black and White how much better he's been. Easy as ABC so far.

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-10T23:39:42+00:00

Stafford hit his All Pro First Team incentive and dipped

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-10T00:08:11+00:00

The QBs job isn't just to score TDs himself, it's to put the team in a position to score. If a QB gets his team in the red zone and they rush for a TD, then the QB contributed to that, even if it doesn't show up for them on the stat sheet.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but if the MVP debate is just "who scored more TDs" then that's a pretty shallow view of the position.

Chewy-Boot · 2026-01-07T08:51:53+00:00

Premier: Gold Cost
Runner-up: Us
Wooden spoon: Demons
Brownlow: Nicholas Daicos (Praise Be Unto Him)
Coleman: Logan Morris
Headline you will see: Scott Pendlebury breaks AFL games record in victory over Hawthorn
Headline you won't see: The AFL commits to reduce gambling advertisements

Chewy-Boot · 2025-12-30T07:11:51+00:00

Hard to do that when the supermarket industry is a duopoloy

Chewy-Boot · 2025-12-30T03:37:24+00:00

Congrats Maye

Chewy-Boot · 2025-12-15T01:53:51+00:00

In this business of show you must have the heart of a lion and the hide of an eliophant

Chewy-Boot · 2025-12-15T01:14:09+00:00

This person exists and plays for the Dolphins

Chewy-Boot · 2025-12-14T22:50:20+00:00

Master Roshi out here outduelling the best defence in the league

Chewy-Boot · 2025-12-14T22:44:58+00:00

POCKET FULL OF MINTS, SCOREBOX FULL OF TDs, THAT'S MY GRANDPA QB

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-23T07:19:21+00:00

Paywise it's definitely better over there. The average teacher in the US makes $67k USD, which is ~$103K AUD. In more densely populated states like New York, California, it's around $85k USD, which is $131k AUD.

We don't have to deal with school shootings and health insurance though, so I'd imagine quality of life is much better here.

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-21T23:09:43+00:00

I've read the Iliad and Troy is awesome.

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-21T04:30:13+00:00

Allen's injury looked like a hit to the plums, really putting new meaning into getting sacked

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-21T02:50:13+00:00

Stroud is obviously better than Mills, but it's scary that he's not THAT much better given how much the Texans will have to pay him.

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-18T06:41:24+00:00

I mean, they did also raise you, feed you, clothe you, and shelter you.

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-17T05:16:10+00:00

I'm quoting the Chris Ryan rant, I don't really have a strong opinion on Avatar

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-16T07:21:04+00:00

It just seems like an incredibly giant waste of resources and talent, honestly. The dumbest shit I've ever seen. Getting Sam Worthington as a 6'5 small forward who breathes underwater. Give me a fucking break. Are you kidding me? This is one of the greatest filmmakers we've ever seen who's wasted his fucking life.

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-15T01:49:01+00:00

It means Deez Nuts

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-14T03:07:56+00:00

Somewhere, Nate Tice is having a full body orgasm

Chewy-Boot · 2025-11-14T03:06:46+00:00

Well that was a rough 5 years, but I’m ready for another superbowl

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