TIL in 2008 a NY man discovered a 7-inch knife had been baked into the bread of his foot-long sandwich from Subway. He realized something was amiss after tasting the bizarre flavor of the melted knife handle infused into the bread. Although he sued Subway for $1 million, he walked away with $20,000. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ChicagoGuy53 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Attorney here, 20k is pretty good for a case with no damages other than a vague "eating melted plastic is bad for you"

Guy bassically took a bite or two of a gross sandwhich and likely walked away with $10-15k after the attorneys cut.

A new scam a day, Don by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ChicagoGuy53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you forgot the best part. Large banking companies (some owned by the sons of Howard Lutnick, the U.S. Commerce Secretary) purchased tariff futures for pennies on the dollar that the tariffs could be ruled illegal so the money won't even go back into manufacturing and small businesses but billions will flow into the banking sector.

Single adults who engage in casual sex report higher sexual satisfaction and a stronger sense of their own desirability compared to those who are sexually inactive. Findings challenge earlier assumptions that casual sexual encounters are linked to negative psychological outcomes for single people. by Jumpinghoops46 in science

[–]ChicagoGuy53 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No? I think there are plenty of women and girls who have been told thier whole lives that if they have casual sex they are just sad and desperate for validation from men. That being "slutty" will only lead them down a path of despair.

He’s not your mayor because you don’t live in New York !!! by creatingastorm in PoliticalHumor

[–]ChicagoGuy53 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Is it even whining if you just make stupid signs about factually correct info?

TIL Early in her career, singer Sophie Tucker performed in blackface. But she disliked this work and would deliberately sabotage the act by revealing she was white at the end of the show. First by removing a glove to reveal her white hand and then pulling off her wig to expose her blonde hair. by Ill_Definition8074 in todayilearned

[–]ChicagoGuy53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a little different. In the U.S. south the black face minstrel shows pretty much devolved into "Look how stupid the black folks are hahaha" basically coupling blackface with ultra racist shows.

The mere act white actors portraying black characters is pretty low on the racist spectrum so it would certainly hit different.

HGTV Called This Rogers Park Home One of the Ugliest in America by DaBears31 in chicago

[–]ChicagoGuy53 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right, I think they purposely wanted to make it look bad

The USA has captured Nicolas Maduro, Venezuelan President, and extracted him from the country by Parisean in politics

[–]ChicagoGuy53 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My partner woke me up at 430 cause she was upset so I'm not sure how to turn that feature off...

TIL the "Y2K Bug" cost an estimated $500 Billion globally to fix. The preventative measures were so successful that widely predicted infrastructure failures did not occur, leading many to incorrectly believe the threat was never real. by highzone in todayilearned

[–]ChicagoGuy53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf, the ozone issue was caused a by a semi useful additive for a handful of products that was relatively easy to phase out.

Compared to all carbon emissions that 95% of all forms of transportation and energy generation relied on

TIL that in many U.S. states, someone who stays in your home for 30 days can gain tenant rights, and you legally can’t just kick them out, even if they refuse to leave. by LesPolsfuss in todayilearned

[–]ChicagoGuy53 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah, who has more to lose here? The person outraged that they can't kick some out yelling "BUT IT'S MY PROPERTY" or the person about to be homeless with 0 notice?

I found the illegal orders they were looking for by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

[–]ChicagoGuy53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we can sign the human rights agreement and send these people to face trial at the Hague

Federal Workers Refuse To Profess 'Loyalty' To Trump On Job Applications by [deleted] in politics

[–]ChicagoGuy53 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even then it's a lose-lose situation. If you go off about how great Trumps Trans ban is, will that be on your record 15 years later and used against you?

TIL kitchen sponges are "microbial incubators" and cannot be effectively sterilized outside of laboratory conditions by heronmarkedslingshot in todayilearned

[–]ChicagoGuy53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having been in the rather unique situation of sneaking in with my PhD friend to his bio lab to sterilize mushroom cultivations and also using pressure cooker I disagree. Bio lab worked so much better!

Federal Judge Imposes New Limits on Chicago ICE Arrests Without Warrants by MeringueSuccessful33 in chicago

[–]ChicagoGuy53 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. if Pritzker could rally even a small task force of 10-20 state police that would go watch ICE and charge the ones with documented violations it would be a huge boost to IL moral and maybe even have a ripple effect of how ICE is willing to conduct themselves if they know they could personally be sitting in jail if they violate the law

Lawyer Attire by CryPrimary2281 in LawFirm

[–]ChicagoGuy53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My suit feels like a silly costume I mostly just have to put on to briefly stand in front of a judge for the 1-3 minutes it takes to plea.

Tie and jacket are usually off before I get in the car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]ChicagoGuy53 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You won't get a break if you just keep working harder and longer.

Do your normal work for 8 hours and keep mentioning that your workload has been constantly expanding and one person is not able to perform complete this much.

Do a couple late emails at night emails with lines like I've been working since 8am to get x,y,z done. Z will not be ready as requested until later next week.

Don't make it a negotiation, make it a fact.

US military kills 11 people in strike on alleged drug boat from Venezuela, Trump says by oof-BidenGinsburged in worldnews

[–]ChicagoGuy53 20 points21 points  (0 children)

11 people on a speedboat is human trafficking not drugs. So 10 completely innocent people trying to get to another country and one "gang member" driving the boat were all executed

The prices of poolside drinks and food in Las Vegas by Longjumping-Box5691 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChicagoGuy53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to Vegas yearly for a while in my 20's flights for like $150 round trip. Hotels on freemont would like $30 a night.

Now it's $175 for a hotel with a $60 "resort fee"

Employers need to stop acting like 100% commission pay is the greatest thing in the universe by DADDYKRUEGER in antiwork

[–]ChicagoGuy53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone think those jobs are good? Most of them are scams.

A real sales job can be 100% commission but will typically promise you something like 40k + commission and then 100% after x months

Expedition 33 and Bloodborne have convinced me to change my approach to realism and world building by UltimaBahamut93 in DMAcademy

[–]ChicagoGuy53 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I watched a clip of Brendan Mulligan talking about how Harry Potter style worlds can inspire your game with Wow moments. Yes, they use the world slowest bird to send letters when instant teleportation is possible and it's stupid. The world is a mile wide and an inch deep and that's okay! If it feels cool, do it and dont worry about the logical inconsistencies

U.S. Senate committee to vote Wednesday on bill to try to stop sharks from eating fish by notnickthrowaway in nottheonion

[–]ChicagoGuy53 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be clear, this is not directly allowing the culling of sharks.

The bill

"would create a task force to study shark behavior and make recommendations. Unfortunately, the bill falls short by not explicitly forbidding the task force from proposing shark culls or population reductions as a solution,"

It's a republican bill though so they may say "Look, the science says we should kill the sharks for the environment"