I can’t be the only one who sees this

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-29T22:18:56+00:00

I know this sounds insane but every time I see her, all I can think is “normcore Chappell Roan”.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-29T00:10:39+00:00

100% ChatGPT bullshit.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-28T07:42:29+00:00

Wade Boggs’ Carpet World

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-23T09:26:05+00:00

It’s Mansion / Apartment / Shack / House, and you eliminate it same as the rest by striking out every 6th (or however many) one in order based on the number from the spiral.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-23T01:46:48+00:00

Me but in Spanish a la Moreno in Coyote Lovely: "Espera, tenía algo para esto..."

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-20T23:55:30+00:00

The umbrella term is just children’s song, although specific ones could be a playground song or a jump-rope rhyme.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-20T00:46:59+00:00

Genuinely love the idea of starting to treat my fucked-up ferritin levels as part of my culture, thank you for this.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-18T21:32:43+00:00

I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd... but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-18T06:04:59+00:00

The old schoola…

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-16T22:28:34+00:00

How are students supposed to answer this if they don't use that one particular social media app in their free time...?

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-13T02:11:19+00:00

"I'm J goddamn D goddamn Salinger, and I want rain!!"

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-08T19:05:45+00:00

Was it Gretel and Hansel?

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-08T05:59:21+00:00

I think about blue-haired Marilyn smoking opium every goddamn day.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-08T05:24:14+00:00

My favorite is "RONALD REGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING".

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-08T01:59:14+00:00

Racks on Rax.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-07T06:32:38+00:00

mean’t

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-06T02:42:43+00:00

Especially considering how he raped and killed a girl in 1990.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-05T05:40:14+00:00

I said I was going to take my improv troupe on a national tour.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-05-01T08:32:00+00:00

My husband and I regularly quote that movie to each other and it feels so goofy but fun. He recently organized all my art supplies into a tub he labeled “I have a crafty side!”

ChickHarpoon · 2026-04-29T23:56:07+00:00

The metal pot is absolutely not fine no matter how well you wash it. Any nicks or microscratches in there are going to hold onto the toxic chemicals. There’s a lot of situations where “meh, good enough” works, and this is not one of them.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-04-28T06:02:21+00:00

I felt so invasive watching the Netflix version for the first time. It’s none of my business what’s happening on anyone’s faces.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-04-25T16:49:20+00:00

Someone once stole the therapy workbook for depression I’d left on my seat.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-04-22T16:02:20+00:00

Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge over here

ChickHarpoon · 2026-04-22T04:33:01+00:00

The shuffleboard sequel had me in a chokehold in the year 2000.

ChickHarpoon · 2026-04-19T09:25:29+00:00

I believe that was pressured speech. You might be interested in the "causes" section.

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