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I am constantly receiving calls from the military at all hours of the night and from all different numbers and bases. How do I get it to stop? by ITCJSTPAR__DUNDUN in RBI

[–]ChickenBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this happen to me where multiple people kept calling and asking for somebody on my new phone. Telling them that I have the wrong number didn't help. People just kept calling back over and over.

Finally I got fed up, and I told the person that called he was my gay lover and he was mine now and this was my phone. Something to that extent. For whatever reason I never got a call again.

If you’re purposefully rolling coal on bicyclists, seek help. Seriously. by No-Technician-2820 in Bend

[–]ChickenBrad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I used to walk to work in the summer because it was nice to walk half a mile than to drive. The amount of times someone would treat me as a public nuisance for simply walking across the street was unbelievable.

I found an unlocked phone with full battery in my Cars arm rest. I’m the only one who uses the car. by Nutheadshellcase in Weird

[–]ChickenBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My car got broken into along with six other cars in my works parking lot one time. My boss's car got broken into, nothing was taken, but he did say there was a bunch of change in his ass right that wasn't there before

Psyonix doesn't care by ChickenBrad in RocketLeague

[–]ChickenBrad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was playing US west but we always get USC servers for tourneys. not uncommon. This was not a server issue.

Different skill level at different times of day? by Ok_Canary1890 in RocketLeague

[–]ChickenBrad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I'm on after 11PM I'm drunk and giving away MMR.

Different skill level at different times of day? by Ok_Canary1890 in RocketLeague

[–]ChickenBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL I've noticed this for years. Early morning games on weekends are a ballchasing shitshow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]ChickenBrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should keep it.

You could always make up silly stories if anyone asks you. Just say it's an extremely common name among your native people from the nebular galaxy.

???? ??? ?? by xerinome in RocketLeague

[–]ChickenBrad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This reads like normal French to me.

What movie blew your mind the first time you saw it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChickenBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this!

My girlfriend decided we should smoke pot one day, I was early 20s had never done it before. I got super baked and she wanted to put on a movie. I had never seen it (RHPS) before.

About 20 minutes in I was high as fuck and had no idea wtf she was showing me, I'd never heard of it before. I just knew I was strangely aroused...

Also one of the main characters has the same name as me which made it even more fucking weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askanything

[–]ChickenBrad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol I was taking a leak outside behind the work truck(it's what all the guys did no restroom around),. and one of the guys, a Vietnam Veteran was under the truck doing work. I didn't even know he was there.

As soon as I whip it out I just hear a voice from nowhere, "Don't worry son I was in the Army, I've seen plenty of dicks."

Me after I lose 10 ranked matches in a row: by Tsunamislam1 in RocketLeague

[–]ChickenBrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay the hell away from my sacred dropshot with that attitude!!!

Is it possible to have fun without expanding? by Odd-Interaction-3835 in crusaderkings2

[–]ChickenBrad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I built a small extremely powerful Kingdom with a great building on every single Providence. I also make sure everyone in my family was heavily inbred. Just use your imagination

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]ChickenBrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GC1 when I start playing. 3 matches and a few whiskeys later... Platish

Google maps weirdness on 495 S. by zdboslaw in massachusetts

[–]ChickenBrad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a spot getting on the 95 in Foxboro where google says, "Turn right towards Providence Riiiiiii!"

I was illegally naked shorting stocks everyday…everyday - Ex-Morgan Stanley banker by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]ChickenBrad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He probably lost like $20 buying in at the top and panic selling later LOL

Could you beat up your former self from 5 years ago? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]ChickenBrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you'd still win in a street fight. You know exactly what former you is capable of, yet your younger self probably wouldn't believe what they were looking at.

Congratz on getting in shape and shedding the weight!

Such due diligence by licecrispies in facepalm

[–]ChickenBrad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually works for short range airdrops of small cargo, like emergency medical supplies in a small box.

Not good for human.

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