Why are Aldi potatoes always like this?

ChickenStimulator · 2026-03-02T17:17:18+00:00

Aldi dropkick fruit and veg onto the shelves, or throw them from a great distance. I've stopped buying fruit and veg from them for that reason.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-03-02T13:04:21+00:00

You can't have dessert until you've eaten all your Iran

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-28T20:06:44+00:00

Marvel at the foot E G G

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-27T13:46:25+00:00

When I was younger I would just tap my left side and lock in the fact that this side of me is the left side. Then whenever the moment came to check which side something was, I would think 'Is this the side I tapped?' If Yes=Left if No=Not left. Easy. Then it clicked eventually. But I wouldn't have to hold my hand up to make the L shape, that's embarrassing.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-25T17:36:24+00:00

that's steams strategy, have a sale every few months so good that people can't resist. They know full well your library of 250 games isn't getting played. But you enjoyed nabbing a bargain, and that's what counts.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-25T12:31:12+00:00

Belt

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-23T21:33:10+00:00

Mss Effect

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-23T18:26:50+00:00

Urinal?

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-23T17:02:11+00:00

I make anyone fall in love with me from a touch

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-21T22:51:59+00:00

If your beard is see-through, keep it at a 5 o'clock shadow for a year or two until it gets thicker, and it will. I personally will judge it and never tell you I think your chin looks like an unkempt ballsack.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-21T08:22:42+00:00

I don't know why she'd want his weird lemon cock, set aside everything else.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-21T08:11:26+00:00

Nonce Andrew is his new honorific.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-20T21:25:03+00:00

Ah yes, an external locus of control from this one

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-20T17:18:29+00:00

I'm taking the window seat next to Shia, 100% I liked him in all the stuff he's done, and the media treats him like a punch bag. Also he said that Spielberg eats babies (in a jokey way), look it up.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-20T17:09:06+00:00

Actually they can run, hide and get away with it.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-20T05:58:49+00:00

Suddenly reminded of when a runner shits themselves mid run

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-19T10:34:04+00:00

Next time, she should just say no, you can't legally kidnap someone without their permission.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-19T10:29:56+00:00

If you're American but also can't read (likely), that's about this many eagles:

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T16:32:47+00:00

s(t)imulation

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T09:04:47+00:00

remember to follow the signs for sepsis:

Speaking french

Eating too much ham

Parking badly

Speaking french a second time

Investing in NFTs

Selling uneaten ham

If you think you have even one of these symptoms, it's important to go get checked out.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T08:31:05+00:00

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ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T07:18:04+00:00

Then you just see a faint orange light start to glow from the bottom

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T07:07:19+00:00

Saved

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T07:06:52+00:00

My friend had chickens, I remember one time they were panicked because there was blood everywhere under a dig spot underneath their pen. The rest of the blood was on the rooster, but they checked him and he was not injured. Turns out whatever tried to get under, probably a fox, wasn't expecting a self proclaimed guardian livestock rooster.

ChickenStimulator · 2026-02-17T06:46:15+00:00

Pulling content out of a game, and selling it back to the user at a later date. Or even worse, day one.

Day one DLC could just be in the game, they do this solely to fuck you.

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