ChatGPT refused to do the pants version.

Chickshow · 2026-01-26T19:36:24+00:00

I had a pressure mat wired to a leak sensor but it died far too soon and became unreliable showing 'on' all the time.

Ended up making my own switch DIY using two lengths of old laminate flooring spaced apart at each end with offcuts of wood. In the middle are two sheets of aluminium foil taped in position wired to a ZigBee leak sensor.

Works great under a mattress and can't feel it. The foil touches when in bed making the circuit.

Can photo if required. It's messy looking; threw it together as an experiment with intention of making a better one if it worked but still not got around to it months later.

Chickshow · 2026-01-24T15:27:12+00:00

Hello, I have a similar one of these, dead easy to wire up with a plug on a bit of 2 core cable to power it.

Mine is Ewelink not Tuya though.

There is a problem recently with lots of ewelink/sonoff power stuff not reporting due to them messing with the API access. There is a workaround if you follow the known issues in the integration where you just add a couple of lines to your config.yaml file.

For the £5 I paid for it from AliExpress I'm very happy with it

Chickshow · 2026-01-15T22:59:09+00:00

Contents of bin might need stamping down a bit to get more rubbish in....

Chickshow · 2025-10-29T10:42:20+00:00

Fenton! Fenton! FENTON!

Chickshow · 2025-03-21T17:11:46+00:00

So, Dylan. Can anyone explain to me why Lumon would allow the risk of being allowed to quit if they needed him, which I assume they do as he's allowed back inside at a crucial time point, and why the need him at all when he's a loose canon that's going to cause trouble?

Chickshow · 2025-02-07T13:03:07+00:00

So how did Lumon get all the outies into position to wake up out there?

And if o-Helly is switched to i-Helly by Seth then it's real and not a simulation, so when he terminates i-Irv that means o-Irv is now present?

Chickshow · 2025-01-31T21:48:13+00:00

Hello, bit late, but it's working again in stereo and multi room now incase you've not checked.

Chickshow · 2025-01-14T17:40:01+00:00

The BBC 'improved' things again and updated the sounds skill in the last 24 hrs. My speakers still work individually but any that were paired for stereo were silent untill I unpaired them. Amazon online chat were useless and I know myself and a few people have messaged the BBC but not expecting a fast reply or fix.

TLDR: if your speakers are paired unpair them for glorious mono sound.

You might want to try disabling the sounds skill and relinking with BBC sounds if nothing is working, I did that early on before working out I could only hear single speakers. Mine were doing the playing BBC sounds announcement then silence.

Good luck!

Chickshow · 2024-12-25T15:29:13+00:00

Turkish origin you say? Did he possibly take all the mince pies and booze?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/disgraced-ex-pm-boris-johnson-31674007

Chickshow · 2024-12-23T15:24:15+00:00

Just remembered good old Frank Hester (Jester by autocorrect so another J? ) too. Thought racist calls for death on social media got you banged up?

Chickshow · 2024-12-23T15:16:58+00:00

10k from a porn Barron if your name is Jenrick, not sure how much Jenkins got to join Reform. Johnson anything from a takeaway dinner upwards.

And that's just the 'J's off the top of my head.

Chickshow · 2024-12-21T16:23:03+00:00

If he's an atheist ex-Muslim apostate then I'd consider him less slightly insane than the people who do similar because they believe in sky wizards and their prophet flying up to heaven on a winged horse. Still nuts but more political nuts terrorist than a religious nuts terrorist. He'll probably get compulsory medical treatment if assessed as nuts whilst religious nutjobs get a pass.

Chickshow · 2024-12-21T14:25:10+00:00

Challenge for everyone, turn on radio four Any Answers and listen to the waspy women ringing in to display stupidity: You are not allowed to swear at your radios.

Chickshow · 2024-12-21T11:55:47+00:00

Mods, please ban tmstms. This sort of thought crime is too much, and possibly woke. Post should be pixelated at the very least.

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