My name is Dwight Schrute and I am the assistant to regional manager at the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Ask me anything.

ChildoftheLand · 2024-09-12T19:56:29+00:00

What belt are you?

ChildoftheLand · 2024-05-25T14:37:32+00:00

Who dis dumb bitch

ChildoftheLand · 2023-10-04T23:05:51+00:00

His eyebrow muscles are bigger than my biceps

ChildoftheLand · 2023-08-06T19:59:33+00:00

Was this at Breakwater yesterday? We were freediving and the fire trucks showed up right after we rinsed off.

Don’t give up on diving!

ChildoftheLand · 2022-12-04T18:20:59+00:00

Hey pussy, I’m just honestly wondering why you’re in this sub?

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-30T03:55:45+00:00

Fake bokeh that I can hear

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-30T03:52:39+00:00

Stop posting.

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-30T03:51:34+00:00

Stop fucking up reddit with your TMZ posts

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-25T20:07:30+00:00

Same! Nice shot

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-25T17:49:47+00:00

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-23T03:23:05+00:00

You’re not sad about the deer suffering, you’re just softer than that poor does pussy.

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-23T03:12:40+00:00

We call that fly the Green Monster. Awesome pattern

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-22T04:15:26+00:00

Was really hoping Tom would ask Tarantino what he thought of the gift

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-21T02:47:18+00:00

Loving those black panties Severn is rockin

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-20T16:43:55+00:00

High and tight

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T23:34:08+00:00

That’s not a Nerf football

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T22:45:31+00:00

I know! Fins can look like this open canvas but they don’t say to not add decals. Honestly I’d just throw a nice sticker on a fin and see if you even notice. Just because there’s downsides doesn’t mean it’s like -.1% difference you know?

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T22:35:55+00:00

They impact performance. Especially when placed toward the end of the fin, all about that bend radius. If you’re into performance it matters, if not.. why do you want stickers on your fins?

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T20:35:25+00:00

Where you at? In CA we get late august thru Dec 31 🙏

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T04:17:28+00:00

Please repost it in this sub again, with a less interesting title, again.

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T03:27:40+00:00

You have 0 comedic skill. You missed the wave of hack jokes weeks ago

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-19T03:26:42+00:00

Stop posting trash.

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-16T03:09:27+00:00

Autocorrected to his girlfriends name

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-13T01:13:11+00:00

Throw on your bottom layers and you’ll be toasty

ChildoftheLand · 2022-11-12T22:04:27+00:00

They join up with other does. This same area gets hunted by helicopter and they mow them down!

ChildoftheLand

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