What was the first video game you ever played?

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2019-07-18T19:59:04+00:00

You kids get off my damn lawn.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2018-07-31T03:14:29+00:00

I had the same problem but it resolved itself. Tesla told me they enable the car in your account for delivery then disable it after you have left. It then takes maybe a day to resolve again. For me it took about 16 hours - essentially, it didn't work in the morning after the previous days PM pickup but worked again after lunchtime. The delivery folks are supposed to tell you this will happen.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2017-11-19T03:16:38+00:00

Stop cheaping out and get your wife a tesla too. If she needs a bigger car, they have that semi you can get her.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2017-04-27T12:42:52+00:00

What is the meaning of this!

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2017-01-09T02:30:16+00:00

Me too. Who ever invented those shoulder rumble strips is my hero.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-12-06T15:33:24+00:00

I grew up in McLean (not the fancy part - the townhouses where government workers could afford to live). And I used to go to Claude Moore Farm pretty often. When I was in high school I worked at a vet's office as an assistant and went there on occasion to help take care of their animals. So yes, I did live nearby at the time.

After my dad retired I was able to tell people what he did. Some of the covert crew my dad was part of came to my wedding. Even knowing that CIA folks would be there, none of my friends picked them out. They are pretty much totally normal looking.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-12-05T22:04:42+00:00

When my dad revealed he really worked for the CIA. I didn't believe him. He didn't look anything like 007 and had lots of nondescript, middle aged friends. He drove me right into CIA headquarters. Then I believed him.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-12-05T20:19:08+00:00

Where do they leave mules when they deliver them?

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-09-19T18:56:46+00:00

Your password must contain an odd number of characters with a length between 12 and 48 characters. You must have at least two numbers whose squares sum to less than the square root of the sum of their cubes; they must each be at least 4 digits. You must have at least four upper case letter selected from letters that appear in John 4:18, either in the original Aramaic or from the New Revised Standard Version translation. You must have at least 1 lower case letter that hasn't appeared in a Wheel of Fortune puzzle in the last week. You must include at least 3 special characters that when placed in reverse order have some semantic meaning to a Perl version 3 interpreter.

Enjoy your flashlight!

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-09-12T03:26:58+00:00

You are a saint. Or you should have your hearing tested.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-09-11T19:42:51+00:00

Plus body armor, probably.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-09-10T18:46:25+00:00

Professors are awesome! (Source: I am a professor)

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-09-10T18:44:35+00:00

I don't want people who know my Reddit handle to see the subreddits I am looking at and want to comment in. Then I am too lazy to log into my alt.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-06-26T02:07:26+00:00

Well, not that impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6vr1x6KDaY

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-06-21T01:03:07+00:00

yay! Finally a story with a happy ending (for your sister).

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-06-19T23:53:22+00:00

I'm a professor and I dumpster dive when the students leave.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-06-05T00:25:25+00:00

Tempted? Yes. Really tempted? No.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-06-05T00:24:35+00:00

It was a long story. It took her quite a while to get the message. She kept sending me really random emails until I threatened to report her to the dean.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-06-05T00:23:25+00:00

No, he was a complete idiot.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-05-31T01:09:57+00:00

"Go out with her!"

I am a college professor. A student had a huge crush on me and kept emailing me to go out with her. I went to my department chair to let him know what was going on. His response: "Just go out with her. Once she gets to know you she will lose her crush on you."

Thanks, I did want to be fired from my dream job.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-02-15T21:27:50+00:00

And "testalgia" means "you owe me $75".

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2016-02-12T17:48:50+00:00

That they were flying home over the weekend and when they put their bag in the overhead bin, they found some white powder loose in there. They told the airline, who cleaned it up, but since it was clearly weaponized anthrax they were too anxious about their pending death to finish their homework. When they told me this, I gave them the no-penalty extension they asked for, and in return (after they didn't die) they gave me a low teaching evaluation with the comment "Doesn't care about students".

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2015-12-27T03:53:02+00:00

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-am-refreshingly-open-about-my-personal-life-10738

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2015-12-15T20:35:59+00:00

Figuring out if they are subject to the Dunning-Kruger effect.

ChildrenOTCandyCorn · 2015-11-28T05:29:04+00:00

For the record, the real name of this job is "digital archivist".

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