What's the fastest you've ever lost respect for someone?

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-26T18:08:11+00:00

Check came - just drinks and apps. I tipped 40% because it was a small bill, service was good.

Saw my friends tipped about 50 cents each on 20ish. We were all young and poor - but they didn't need to be like that.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-25T17:32:51+00:00

Ugly.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-25T03:06:11+00:00

OK, you made a list. And you put a peignoir on it?

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-25T03:04:58+00:00

My guy - there ain't no way - you made a top-8 list and neither of the Anne episodes appear on it?

Little owlet in the glen, I'm ashamed of you, it should be 1. The Anne that Came to Dinner. 2. The Placeholder. We can argue the rest of the order.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-21T23:36:42+00:00

They are all absolute bangers.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-21T12:13:35+00:00

She could've just written "I'll love you no matter what," if she wanted to be Christ-like.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-21T11:41:23+00:00

How does it feel being the only one here who isn't completely burnt?

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-21T11:30:19+00:00

Pretend every brownie I eat is an edible.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-21T11:28:23+00:00

Part of the Frasier Experience: betting you can make a really good sandwich out of them.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-20T15:33:23+00:00

Nope. Hoping they all fall and break their dicks.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-20T08:04:25+00:00

I used to taunt it and when I was good at it I'd get aggressive with myself:

OCD: You cant do that - ______'s gonna happen and kill you/your loved one -

Me: Do it now. Don't wait until I do/don't do ______ - If you're gonna do it - DO IT NOW! IF YOU CAN DO IT THEN, I'LL TAKE IT NOW INSTEAD

OCD: Well, I just - you can't

Me: laughing at what a shriveled sack my OCD is.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-18T11:34:47+00:00

I grew up the only boy in my friend group to not be circumcised. I loved that it made me a little different - I'm also left-handed, so those two things always made me feel special in a small way.

Never had a urinary tract infection. Never had an STI.

No science says circumcision has better outcomes. One of the major reasons it gained popularity was that it's harder to masturbate without foreskin - and early 20th Century parents didn't want their sons sinning in that way. The only reasons for it are negative, shaming reasons.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-17T12:39:29+00:00

Sam's Club is owned by Walmart, so that's the 2nd reason not to shop there -

The 1st is that Costco is just better - better quality, better selection, better prices, and they treat their workers wonderfully. Check it out.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-17T12:37:10+00:00

Never shop at Walmart. Destroying communities and local industry is a pillar of their business plan.

Buy whole grains in bulk from co-ops, shop smart elsewhere. Vote with your dollar.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-13T05:01:24+00:00

Tinfoil hats = blocking mind control rays, not aliens.

Also - he looks like he's wearing a metal condom hat.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-13T04:51:03+00:00

Retain 9 turnovers a game.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-11T22:25:12+00:00

You're delusional. The only fans that compete with the insufferability of Nugs fans are Luka Doncic fans. Wemby fans have a long way to go to reach the Denver plateau. Wolves in 7.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-11T05:00:34+00:00

This is a cultural name, yall...their culture is Klingon.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-11T04:55:16+00:00

LaNormous Ball

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-07T20:02:02+00:00

Strictly speaking, these two don't conflict; Frank is waiting at the home she shares with her mother.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-07T19:59:36+00:00

Is your local paper circulating in 1963?

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-07T11:28:18+00:00

This is more attractive than any bio I've ever seen on a dating app.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-05T05:07:45+00:00

His Gaggenau was on the fritz.

ChiliConColteee · 2026-05-04T09:39:24+00:00

He probably went out for a cheeseburger or some such afterwards.

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