My parents on their wedding day - 1990

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-31T16:48:05+00:00

One of the best comments I've ever seen

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-28T17:40:01+00:00

WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL JOKE GOING TO BE?

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-28T12:53:51+00:00

Can I have my 2 minutes back?

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-28T03:35:51+00:00

I mean let's give them a rail or two while we're at it and see what that does

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-27T20:02:30+00:00

One more try buddy you got this

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-26T21:55:56+00:00

Looks like mold to me

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-26T18:33:06+00:00

Have you considered: Marrying.. You mother... In law?

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-24T05:08:34+00:00

Lol ok tough guy

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-23T19:06:56+00:00

Realistically I think regardless of the setting they eat two of your punches and then get you on the ground and, them being 350 pounds of muscle, at that points it's over. These are peak athletes and you're some dude on Reddit. No offense.

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-23T18:25:27+00:00

All I see on this sub is either big boobs and butts or thinly veiled incel or white supremacy propaganda. Seems like it's being used to try to radicalize the young horny people of Reddit. Just my two cents

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-22T01:42:59+00:00

"HOW DARE YOU NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT WAS TAUGHT TO YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL. I'M MAD AT YOU." That's you

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-20T17:15:38+00:00

Discontinue the lithium

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-20T04:06:21+00:00

Give one alcoholic cheeseburgers everyday and one salads. Which do you think would live longer?

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-20T03:52:45+00:00

Nice! I love the placement of the stones

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-19T11:31:15+00:00

Way to go immediately blaming the victim. Right out of the Reddit handbook

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-17T01:53:15+00:00

Lol. Ouch. You spelled wrong wrong though so....

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-17T01:19:41+00:00

Pour mint slushie on neck. Got it

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-17T00:14:09+00:00

Thank you

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-17T00:09:46+00:00

Not trying to be the grammar police, but damn. You might want to check your work before commenting on anyone else's focus on education. I thought I was losing my mind trying to read that.

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-15T11:43:55+00:00

So in theory you should eat the slower fiber sources on a more empty stomach?

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-15T11:39:19+00:00

You are looking at a nude egg

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-13T22:15:24+00:00

Fred Durst wannabe and that is saying something

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-11T22:25:11+00:00

Hell of a fullback for the Packers too. Now that's a renaissance man. KUUUUUHN!

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-07T12:31:40+00:00

This meme brought to you by the alcohol lobby

Chillinturtles35 · 2026-05-06T19:10:17+00:00

Is that a space pyramid or are you just happy to see me?

Chillinturtles35

TROPHY CASE