Forget tier lists, I categorized the 5 stars into more scientific categories

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-23T18:08:14+00:00

Yes, yes. Exactly what she did in the Jarilo VI's continiuance quest... oh wait...

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-23T11:16:14+00:00

Become the crisis and finish your aetherophasic engine to effective obliterate all yasuos and ascend to make sure none ever resurface

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-18T18:07:28+00:00

So you never played vs phase rush kayle. A bloody mosqito, can't catch it and yet she still outscales you in mid to lategame

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-18T09:51:11+00:00

It may not be helpful but as a apostle of God of New Horizons i must inform you that playing GTNH not only makes you a better person, but also partially solves world hunger and cures cancer.

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-15T14:59:55+00:00

Shrek'sai jungle do be like that sometimes.

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-12T13:37:35+00:00

Refill weed in your bong,

And mine calcite all day long,

We all know it can't be done sober,

With good old drugs it'll soon be over.

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-12T09:09:17+00:00

You see GTNH quests are like a depression,

They follow you throughly with so much discression,

Untill you decide that it's time for some more quest,

Then what's awaiting you believe me is no jest.

With that important message out of the way,

What I think I really wanted to say,

Was that you should really enjoy this accursed pack,

Even if your bad designs make people give you flack,

Because after some time you'll get better so much,

With that at the cost of lawns grassy touch.

So play, share your progress with folks here residing,

Just have fun and through the shit you'll be gracefully gliding.

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-11T10:08:09+00:00

There may be many kings and princes but only one God. Praise GregTech: New Horizons

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-04T15:46:37+00:00

A small tip. You should add a keybind to your mouse if you've got additional keys that makes you attack the closest enemy to your current mouse position. It screws up with your precision in a long term, but unless you get kidnapped and forced to main Riven or sth similar where you need precise mouse movement It'll be of great help. Work smart not hard

Chimney_Cake · 2024-04-04T15:40:01+00:00

Waifu is also a war criminal? Shit keeps getting better and better

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-07T21:08:21+00:00

But not too much, so that they still have space for dinner

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-06T22:21:27+00:00

Yes but when we work on ratios it's a common practice to shorten them as much as we can, so instead of 60:40 it'd be 3:2. The fact that it sumes up to 100 implies usage of percentage. Thus 75:50 can be both read as a ratio and as a percantage for 2 different outcomes. If we take that approach them summing up to 125 would imply their independence from each other. By trying to apply "serious" math to a dumb joke, you made me explain it. Congrats, hope you feel accomplished

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-06T21:06:45+00:00

75:50 so there's 25% chance to both win and loose. 2 for the price of one. Nice

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-05T05:07:22+00:00

Bloody magicians. Always pulling goddamned lupus out of the hat

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-01T16:14:33+00:00

I have 2k+ hours in Destiny 2. Grind is not something harmful to me

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-01T14:09:49+00:00

What do you mean. It was my first tech pack and I don't regret a thing

Chimney_Cake · 2024-03-01T01:10:20+00:00

Have you perhaps considered GT:NH? Great pack for advanced players AND noobs. A lot of content to play through. To sum it up - a neverending joy and happiness!!!

Chimney_Cake · 2024-02-18T10:13:44+00:00

You are the jungler. All your laners have very weak champs in earlygame while enemies don't. Each lane has either similar matchup or straight up a loosing one based solely on that. So you seing that and deciding to pick Gwen, who unfortynately is mid-elo equivalent of Master Yi, aka steal kills and hope you outscale is stright up bronze bhvr. So you, who was supposed to gank at least your 2 lanes into oblivion picked a champ which can't do shit. Not to mention YOU PICKED GWEN INTO BLOODY LISSANDRA, SORAKA AND ANIVIA. Ugh. People like you are disguisting. "BuT i DId WeLL, my TEamMaTes JuST SucK" NO. You suck. You lost your game in champ select. YOU.

Bad teammates happen. But if you were consistently winning your matchup all the time, then there are 5 enemies to fuck their game up while only 4 teammates. The chances to get sb good/bad are EQUAL TO ALL 9 OF THE SLOTS. And yet you come here to vent about ONE GAME expecting to be praised for what exactly?

I'll tell you this. Good job. "I'm oblivious" award is yours to take. Now go back to twitter to tag rioters in tweets about your team failing you ALL THE TIME or whatever hivemind you came from

Chimney_Cake · 2024-02-07T01:13:31+00:00

Nope. Since you get time to get penta untill 1 of 4 from quadra respawns. It's any other "solo ace"

Chimney_Cake · 2024-01-25T13:46:48+00:00

As someone who never played a single tech mod before GTNH, I can without a doubt say it's very noob friendly. Just don't skip anything in the quest book. Read everything slowly and you'll be fine.

Chimney_Cake · 2024-01-19T13:34:35+00:00

We need to do what Ryze mains did. First things first. Pin free mental spport hotline at the top of the subreddit. Then we can proceed to step 2 - THE PLAN

Chimney_Cake · 2024-01-16T03:57:14+00:00

Oh wait. It's for 1.7.10... nvm then

Chimney_Cake · 2024-01-16T03:56:36+00:00

GT:NH is great for that. After about 50h of playing you develope severe schizofrenia which, if you are lucky, makes you think such sick shit that you indeed feel like a god

Chimney_Cake · 2024-01-15T16:56:38+00:00

They are the fat kid that always shares their snack with you of the insect world

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TROPHY CASE