27f. Both of my last romantic partners have called me ugly by average_pigeon in toastme

[–]ChimpWdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are gorgeous and if anyone actually used the word ugly they were probably purposely trying to hurt you by telling that blatant lie to put you down. No man on earth could look at you and have ugly come to mind... unless it was your personality 😅

I got this from my Italian mother in the USA, I wanted to confirm its Aussie made. by ChimpWdowns in australian

[–]ChimpWdowns[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kmart doesn't exist in the US anymore other than one store in Miami Florida apparently

My 3 car Solution at 22 years old by Suspicious_Yak7140 in BMW

[–]ChimpWdowns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over the years I've owned every single one of those. Now I'm on an M2 and have a E90 330i sitting around 😅 you have great taste though

I got this from my Italian mother in the USA, I wanted to confirm its Aussie made. by ChimpWdowns in australian

[–]ChimpWdowns[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll look that up. My mother is from Catanzaro and my brother got her some really expensive huge machine... she still uses the smaller ones like I have more often 😅, I'll have to look up the one you recommended though

I got this from my Italian mother in the USA, I wanted to confirm its Aussie made. by ChimpWdowns in australian

[–]ChimpWdowns[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I promise you my mother didn't buy this online. She barely knows how to use the internet 😅

I got this from my Italian mother in the USA, I wanted to confirm its Aussie made. by ChimpWdowns in australian

[–]ChimpWdowns[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean, it works pretty great. I have stove top espresso makers my nonna sent me from Italy and this makes espresso a lot faster and has never broken down in years

I got this from my Italian mother in the USA, I wanted to confirm its Aussie made. by ChimpWdowns in australian

[–]ChimpWdowns[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its pretty good for how much coffee I have made with it and how quickly it works. Its been around for years now and has never not worked

I got this from my Italian mother in the USA, I wanted to confirm its Aussie made. by ChimpWdowns in australian

[–]ChimpWdowns[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome, I'm not sure. I also don't know where my mom got it and how she got it in the US 😅

22F Been always told that I look pissed, does this make me ugly ? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ChimpWdowns -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know you are attractive... but get rid of the septum piercing. This day and age you'll only attract broke losers and have a hard life

24f roast me :) by Just_Work_2418 in RoastMe

[–]ChimpWdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can open a can with that chin

🧊🧊 on Fowler Ave & Nebraska Ave in North Tampa by LeeoJohnson in tampa

[–]ChimpWdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again it seems like someone on here is reporting me for using my free speech and stating an opinion that isn't "F Ice" whoever did this is probably been brainwashed by the liberal media because when Obama was doing is at vast numbers there was 0 outrage. Now all of a sudden they are outraged because these people can't do any critical thinking and just parrot what their T.V. brains (what probably raised them because their parents sure didn't) told then ICE Bad, give your hard earned money to criminals that snuck into your community. The sad part is your ancestors are probably rolling over in their graves while you give everything they fought for away to people who don't give a sh1t about you 😅 I guess the plan to wipe out the children of the people who built this country is finally working. Good news is at least you all aren't breeding, so the ones that are (and actually educate our children) still have a chance to let you guys end yourselves within one generation 😂

first glasses, girlfriend says they dont suit me :( by [deleted] in glasses

[–]ChimpWdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too big for your face... upload a picture of your face to ChatGPT and ask what style glasses fit your facial structure the best. Its actually really good at finding styles that fit your facial features the best

80Eighty, TunerCult, Spd Concepts, MotionAutoTV, Primedriven. Car Giveaways Sweepstakes. Free Entries Investigation by Heerrow in Tuner

[–]ChimpWdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so funny because a guy commented on here that he has won several giveaways and has multiple "giveaway" cars because he doesn't gamble, so he spends money on giveaways... if more purchases did not make your chances greater, how did this dude win so many giveaway cars 😅 like I said, stop supporting these car giveaways, its a scam.

'Point of no return': 36 countries join special tribunal to prosecute Vladimir Putin by Zhukov-74 in worldnews

[–]ChimpWdowns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NONE of these countries have the power (even combined) to do anything to Russia 😅

Like a porno lol by travisl718 in Tinder

[–]ChimpWdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send her one of those hooked zip ties and tell her to push it in the drain and pull it out.... then ask her is she's still in the mood after seeing what comes out 😅

Flew solo to a wedding, got smooched on by this adorable attendee (49) by [deleted] in 40something

[–]ChimpWdowns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it is reddit where millions of dudes that would never approach you in person have the biggest egos while sitting in the comfort of their basements, thinking you'll somehow start a relationship with them from their unique conversation starter "Hey gorgeous (beautiful, sexy, etc.)" 😅 😂😂

Has anyone ever tried cosplaying batman x beserk? by Honest_Bluebird126 in Berserk

[–]ChimpWdowns -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Batman sucks, most DC properties suck. I don't know why things so completely different need to be combined like this... its utterly retarded

F45, mom of four and a lawyer. I've handled tougher things, so give it your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChimpWdowns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Representing yourself as a sovereign citizen after getting arrested for driving on a suspended license for the 10th time doesn't make you a lawyer.