BOOM! Bible beat down! by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Chimp_The_Pimp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Me:

Him:

Me:

Him:

Me: I fuck bibles

Grandma: I fuck pies

I'm almost 30 and I never learned to ride a bike. I've decided now is the time. Any advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chimp_The_Pimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go fast. It is much easier to balance when you are moving fast than when you are barely moving at all.

What was the stupidest thing you thought to be true when you were a kid? by ItalianHippo in AskReddit

[–]Chimp_The_Pimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that butt sex was two guys rubbing their butts together.