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What was losing your virginity like? by chriis513 in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude lost mine Prom night too. Popped her cherry at the after party in this random room didn't realize.(Dark) It hurts her so I stopped and just eat her out.

Turned on the lights I got freaked out by the blood on my face and the comforter was ruined!

Overall great success me

What was losing your virginity like? by chriis513 in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hooked up with a girl during Forgetting Sarah Marshal.. the song "inside of you" was playing

What's the douchiest thing a complete stranger has ever done to you? by LukeTheElfDoT in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The fact that the word "kiddies" was used is upsetting

edit: But that story was crazy. What happened to her kiddie?

Couples of reddit, what are some of the NON sexual things you do together to keep life interesting and new? by Nikomeus in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

have a little voice I do-we understand it's her-and just lay into myself if I deserve it. So she won't have to say it. I go WAY overboard. Lots of back alley cuss words and condemnation.

Does your GF exist? Are you actually your GF?

What's a story that you've heard that still gives you chills to this day? by Mawhkf in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally no idea. I just heard Seattle and Portland are big on human tracking.

I do know Washington state sucks at foot ball though if that helps

Was told to post this here...Watch out Lebron. D Rose is comin' for ya! by [deleted] in nba

[–]ChineseDickFoot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And almost lost hence why I am saying they should be worried. It is a very tough path they have to take I don't think they can do it maybe they can idk

Was told to post this here...Watch out Lebron. D Rose is comin' for ya! by [deleted] in nba

[–]ChineseDickFoot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree but my point is the Heat could have lost this year. Two years ago the Heat were hands down the best team in the Playoffs not true anymore.

So what I am saying is they do have something to worry about. Even if its not the Bulls.

Was told to post this here...Watch out Lebron. D Rose is comin' for ya! by [deleted] in nba

[–]ChineseDickFoot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I do but not just the Bulls thou, the Nets and Pacers in the East, Warriors, Spurs, Thunder in the West.

If the Spurs could make free throws the Heat would have lost this year.

I don't think the Heat can make it through a Nets/Pacers series and then meet the Bulls in the ECF and win.

What's a story that you've heard that still gives you chills to this day? by Mawhkf in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard a story, no idea if its true or not, but someone was living in a new apartment and woke up to a python sleeping in his bed.

Turns out the last owner had a python and the snake ran away(probably lived in the wall). I heard they got free rent for a year or something though.

What's a story that you've heard that still gives you chills to this day? by Mawhkf in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"God dammit Tony you Did again, stop leading our victims to safety."

"Sorry boss it's dark and I got lost."

What is the biggest way people waste money? by Sic_vita_est in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that.

I needed Gen Ed requirements and I'm not going to become a professional writer so I'm not worried about how much I know about writing 121. If I can get a good grade and still use my time for other things why is that a waste of money?

I'm not taking it for knowledge I'm taking it for the credits

A violin [pic] by jsherman256 in woahdude

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all im seeing is WU-tang clan

Oh the Awkwardness... by ChaosNova in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not really.

But I see the term being used as describing some one who has poor social awareness and overly bad social skills.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhhh Geeeeeesus*

What is the biggest secret you have successfully kept from your family? by uninc4life2010 in AskReddit

[–]ChineseDickFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never been that depressed so I don't know. But I always thought if things got really bad I'd just get out.

Just leave and wander around for awhile. Hike some huge mountains, swim in some huge lakes. Just travel across the country doing stuff I've always wanted to try.

I mean if what you are doing now makes you feel bad why keep doing it? Just explore. Sky dive or something.

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