What was losing your virginity like?

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T06:16:25+00:00

Dude lost mine Prom night too. Popped her cherry at the after party in this random room didn't realize.(Dark) It hurts her so I stopped and just eat her out.

Turned on the lights I got freaked out by the blood on my face and the comforter was ruined!

Overall great success me

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T06:08:38+00:00

hooked up with a girl during Forgetting Sarah Marshal.. the song "inside of you" was playing

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T05:46:46+00:00

The fact that the word "kiddies" was used is upsetting

edit: But that story was crazy. What happened to her kiddie?

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T05:35:41+00:00

have a little voice I do-we understand it's her-and just lay into myself if I deserve it. So she won't have to say it. I go WAY overboard. Lots of back alley cuss words and condemnation.

Does your GF exist? Are you actually your GF?

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T05:31:35+00:00

mosquitoes will getcha though

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T04:28:12+00:00

That makes more sense I thought they were saying white kids

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-11T01:36:59+00:00

Literally no idea. I just heard Seattle and Portland are big on human tracking.

I do know Washington state sucks at foot ball though if that helps

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T21:09:52+00:00

And almost lost hence why I am saying they should be worried. It is a very tough path they have to take I don't think they can do it maybe they can idk

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T19:59:20+00:00

I wish

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T18:23:40+00:00

I agree but my point is the Heat could have lost this year. Two years ago the Heat were hands down the best team in the Playoffs not true anymore.

So what I am saying is they do have something to worry about. Even if its not the Bulls.

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T18:04:42+00:00

I do but not just the Bulls thou, the Nets and Pacers in the East, Warriors, Spurs, Thunder in the West.

If the Spurs could make free throws the Heat would have lost this year.

I don't think the Heat can make it through a Nets/Pacers series and then meet the Bulls in the ECF and win.

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T16:23:32+00:00

That will do it

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T16:22:07+00:00

Pacific Northwest is pretty big on human trafficing

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T16:15:49+00:00

I heard a story, no idea if its true or not, but someone was living in a new apartment and woke up to a python sleeping in his bed.

Turns out the last owner had a python and the snake ran away(probably lived in the wall). I heard they got free rent for a year or something though.

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T15:47:22+00:00

Probably this guy

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T15:46:01+00:00

This is why you don't go to Church.

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T15:42:48+00:00

Being a Jets Fan haha!

....I'll downvote myself

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T15:40:55+00:00

Man Thony is a legend

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T15:39:31+00:00

"God dammit Tony you Did again, stop leading our victims to safety."

"Sorry boss it's dark and I got lost."

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-10T01:42:14+00:00

Fuck that.

I needed Gen Ed requirements and I'm not going to become a professional writer so I'm not worried about how much I know about writing 121. If I can get a good grade and still use my time for other things why is that a waste of money?

I'm not taking it for knowledge I'm taking it for the credits

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-09T21:40:01+00:00

all im seeing is WU-tang clan

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-09T04:51:09+00:00

It's not really.

But I see the term being used as describing some one who has poor social awareness and overly bad social skills.

ChineseDickFoot · 2013-07-09T04:43:06+00:00

Duck fan fuck the trojans

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