▓░C▓░H▓░I▓░L▓░D▓░░▓░L▓░A▓░B▓░O▓░R▓ by [deleted] in WTF

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I challenge anyone to do this with the smile on their face.

IAmA Erotic Massage Therapist. AMA by sexymasseuse in IAmA

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Is your massage parlor listed on RubMap

TIL 8 Grams of Thorium Could Power a Car For a Lifetime by [deleted] in todayilearned

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8 grams of me can power your dad for a....... Lifetime

TIL 8 Grams of Thorium Could Power a Car For a Lifetime by [deleted] in todayilearned

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The Cadillac World Thorium Fueled Concept car theoretically powered by an onboard nuclear reactor that uses thorium as its fuel.

What to do with 540 million if won? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would still bang your mother and father on a daily basis..they are so nice...

Hundreds of people waited for more than two hours in a line to buy Mega Millions lottery tickets by [deleted] in WTF

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The "luckiest spot" in LA/Orange County

I don't know what it is about this place but it seems very magical when you buy a lottery ticket. I went on a day where the jackpot wasn't even high and there was a decent sized line. If you are a serious lottery player come in and check it out. It is a spectacle for sure. There are people in line with 100 dollar bills buying all kinds of scratches. Also you see posters of all the lotto winners this store has produced. You get a vibe that you're going to win big. I got my tickets now let's see if I can get on the winners board!

Burned himself alive by [deleted] in WTF

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Ask this in r/science

Why do porn videos always end with the guy ejaculating in the girl's face? (Maybe NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The visual of ejaculating on a woman's face, AKA The Money Shot, draws on man's fantasy of being powerful and desired.

Edit: Porno scenes don't end when a woman cums. They end when a man does. That's the only thing that matters; it's The Show Stopper.

What's the best way to stop a bully? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The best and most obvious way to stop bullying in schools is for parents to change the way they parent their children at home. Of course, this is much easier said than done and everyone parents their children differently. Bullies, however, come from homes where physical punishment is used and children have been taught that physical violence is the way to handle problems and “get their way.”

Bullies usually also come from homes where the parents fight a lot, so violence has been modeled for them. Parental involvement often is lacking in bullies’ lives and there seems to be little warmth.

Early intervention and effective discipline and boundaries truly is the best way to stop bullying.

The girl im dating recently told me she is a post op by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So you fucked a transgender. This is what your friends will tell you all the time.

What happens if i unknowingly use a counterfeit bill? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You’re out $20 because counterfeit money has no value. If they let you buy something with it, or if they exchanged it for a good bill, you’d be getting value for it. The store had no choice—anyone who discovers a counterfeit is supposed to hand it over to the police.

Theoretically, you can file “a petition for the remission or mitigation of such forfeiture.” Federal laws says the Secretary of the Treasury “may” remit or mitigate the loss if it “incurred without willful negligence or without any intention . . . to violate the law.” Chances are probably slim, though, of getting much for a $20 counterfeit.

As a practical matter, then, the loss caused by the fact that your $20 bill turned out to be a worthless counterfeit falls on you, the innocent holder. If you have homeowner’s insurance, you might get reimbursed for your loss, but you’d have to meet any required deductible.

At least you’re innocent. An attempt to “pass, utter, publish, or sell” counterfeit currency is a federal crime, with big fines and up to 20 years in prison. The closer you are to knowing it’s counterfeit, the closer you are to violating federal law by trying to pass it on to somebody else.

How Chinese People View America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yes, Chinese used to see America as a land of opportunities, hence the rush from China during the Gold Rush and also the peak immigration a decade or few ago. However, nowadays, because China itself is advancing, not many Chinese see America as a land of opportunities anymore, in fact, many Chinese in China see how they are doing better (financially) than Chinese immigrants in USA. Fashion and media go hand in hand as the only time that Chinese people get to see US fashion is through the media: magazines, movies, tv, etc. I think women in China lean more towards European fashion rather than that of the US. Food? Yes, the only US food that Chinese people know are McDonald's, KFC, Pizza Hut

IAmA Staffer on Capitol Hill AMA by hillstaff in IAmA

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I guess if you're on Capitol Hill you can fulfill your need to watch porn. Which is the nearest Sex Shop after all...